Last Updated: May 13, 2002

Battle Between the Sexes
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear One Guy Say to Another Guy
A Father's 10 Rules for Dating His Daughter
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear One Woman Say to Another Woman
13 Reasons Why It's Better To Have A Cat Than A Girlfriend/Boyfriend
101 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Guy
The Top 32 Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife
Fantasy Comebacks for Women
Why You Should Marry An Engineer
100 Reasons It's Better to be a Guy
If Men Got Pregnant...
If Men and Women Swapped Genitals....
Women and Men on Haircuts
The Mr. Right Rejection Letter Form
Guys: Figured Out By Name
10 Ways To Know If You Have PMS
The Point System
Letters To Santa
Top Ten Things Only Women Understand
Wife 1.0
An Indian Creation Story
Man Bashing Central
Smart Women
A Woman's Random Thoughts


Children and the Elderly
A Bible Lesson as Told by Children New!
Children's Books You Will Never See
Great Truths About Life and Proverbs From Children
Kiddie Anecdotes...
The Wisdom of Children
Deep Thoughts by Random Kids
Signs That You Are No Longer A Kid....
Parental Observations


Computer Humour
Signs That You're in the 21st Century 
You Might be An AOL Addict If....
ASCII umm.... butts
The Badtimes Virus
Windows Beta Humour
50 Things to Do in the Computer Lab
Just Following Directions New!
If Dr. Suess Wrote Computer Tech Manuals....
The Ten Commandments of E-mail
Top Ten Actual E-mail Addresses
Tales of the Computer Illiterate
Hacking Through the Jargon Jungle
16 Ways to Tell You're An Email Junkie
A Letter....
How Many...? (The Newsgroup Version)
If Microsoft Built Cars....
Microsoft Office Assistant?! 
cool Email .Sigs
Desperately Seeking....
Virus Alerts! 
Welcome to the Email Wonderland
Microsoft Word Options....
The Y-Zero-K Problem


The Top 16 Signs Your Date's Not an English Major
58 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone is Dumb
Actual Accident Summaries
The Eighteen Bottles
Clues for Idiots
Order in the Court Updated!
Darwin Awards: 1998
Darwin Awards: 1999
A Dilbert Boss Contest
The Drinker's Alphabet
83 Signs You Have a Drinking Problem
Help Line
What to do With Hotel Soap
Hunting Schedule
Further Proof....
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Sillyfest '98
The Strangest U.S. Laws
Travellers' Tales
Weird News


Moos and other Animals
The Top 16 Signs Your Cat is Plotting World Domination
To Be A Moo....
I Wish I Were a Bear
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run
Calling in Sick (A Cat Owner's Story)
Cat With Attitude;
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Two Cows
Basic Rules For Dogs


Presidential Election 2000
News from 2004
21 Rules for Being a Good Republican
Presidential Bumperstickers
Bush Legal Team Sues S. Claus
A Sample of the Florida Ballot (© 2000 Mike Collins,
BREAKING NEWS: God Overrules the Supreme Court Verdict
The Grinch Who Stole the Election
Dubya and Dad
The New Air Force One
The Palm Beach (Hokey) Pokey
The Real Debate
Notice of Revocation of Independence


Raunch-Fest (Bodily Functions, Sex, Religion, and the Politically Incorrect)
Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work
Top Ten Ways The Bible Would Be Different If It Were Written By College Students
A Short Lesson on the Chinese Language
Fun From Church Bulletins
Coochie Coochie Coo!
Dirty Jokes
What If Food Was Dirty And Sex Was Clean?
Why God Never Recieved Tenure
I have not had it in so long...
Hallmark Greetings That Didn't Make It
Welcome To Hell....
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty....
The Pumpkin Patch Pervert
Do you know Jack Schitt?
A Sexual Color Test
S. H. I. T.
Shit is a Powerful Word
A Singalong
A Travel Brochure....
Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear
Ancient Chinese Wisdom
Top 9 Reasons to Go To Work Naked
Yo Mama!


101 Easy Ways To Say No
Ten Words that Ought to be in the Dictionary
A Collection of One-Liners
Fun Things to Do on the First Day of Class
Top 20 Ways to Annoy the Radio DJ
20 Useful Expressions for High-Stress Days
Top 15 Signs You've Had Too Much of the 90's
You Might Be a Child of the 70's If....
You Are A Child Of The 80's If....
Actual Telephone Answering Machine Messages
AOL Buys France New!
Birth Order: Satire From a Youngest Child
Guidelines for Singing the Blues
Bob's Quick Guide to the Apostrophe (from
You Know You're Bored at Work When....
This Should Brighten Up Your Day....
New Sayings That Should Be Put On Buttons
Canadians Rock!
Fun with the Police
Top Ten Ways to Get Thrown Out of Chemistry Lab
Top Ten Ways College is Like Preschool
Daily Creed
Washington Post Deftinitions
Things To Do in an Elevator
English is a Stupid Language
English Is Tough Stuff New!
The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
Ten Best Things to Say if You get Caught Sleeping At Work
Who's On First?!
Fun Ways to Confuse Your Roommate
If You Love Someone....
Office Games
Groucho Says...
How To Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity
Betcha Can't Guess What I Don't Know...!
Top Ten Ways To Liven Up Your Day
New State Mottos
Procrastinator's Creed
Pearls of Wisdom
99 Zany Ways to Phone in a Pizza Order
An Experiment....
Stuff To Ponder
What we REALLY need to pray for....
Proverbs for 2000
The Shakespearean Insult Kit
A Short Lesson on Southernisms
Ways to Rid Oneself of a Stalker
Expression for High Stress Days
Stress Management
Thoughts For The Day
Martha Stewart's Tips for Rednecks
Vanity Plate Literature
68 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart
Useful Work Phrases
Rules for Writers
25 Ways to Torture Your Roommate at Christmas
The Henny Youngman One-Liner Collection


Everything Else
Jokes and Riddles
The largest collection of TICKisms on the WWW
The Moo Incarnate's Favorite Quotes
The Moo Incarnate's Favorite Poem
21 Reasons Why the English Language is Hard to Learn New!
Go, British Airways!
The Rules of Chocolate
Have a Coke New!
Measuring the Cold
The Non-Stress Diet New!
Do, Re, Mi?
You Might Be In Education If...
88 ways to tell if you're stuck in the 80's
An Elian Cartoon
Final Exam Blues
Gen X Patois
Good News/Bad News...
The Year's Best Actual Headlines
Things that make you say HMMMMMM
A Little Love Quiz
You Might Be In The Medical Field if....
How To Avoid Getting Hired
Are You Feeling Old...?
Songs with no pants on
You're Not In College Anymore....
Pinky Cootietush
Psychological Christmas Carols
A cool Jack O'Lantern
Tips for a Northerner Moving South
Van Gogh's Family Tree
The Twelve Pains of Christmas....
A cool Halloween Decoration
What is Enlightenment?


"The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk."
(Ogden Nash)