13 Reasons Why It's Better To Have A Cat Than A Girlfriend/Boyfriend

  1. A cat won't wake you up at 3 am because it wants to make love to you.
  2. A cat doesn't use the phone for hours.
  3. A cat loves you until it dies.
  4. You don't have to tell your cat you love it - it *knows* you do.
  5. A cat never calls you on the phone in the middle of the night saying "...ooooh I'm soooo druuuunk, wiiiill youuuuu taaake meeee hooooooome..."
  6. You don't need to help your cat with Calculus or Statistics.
  7. A cat doesn't care if you haven't been eating for two days.
  8. A cat doesn't want to borrow money from you.
  9. You don't need to buy your cat expensive presents on its birthday.
  10. You don't need to buy your cats mother expensive presents on her birthday.
  11. A cat doesn't say "no" when you want the two of you to take a two week holiday on some romantic island in West India.
  12. If there's a mouse in the house, the cat kills it, instead of making a lot of fuss about it.
  13. A cat won't hate you if you have it castrated.