13 Reasons Why It's Better To Have A Cat Than A Girlfriend/Boyfriend
- A cat won't wake you up at 3 am because it wants to make love to
- A cat doesn't use the phone for hours.
- A cat loves you until it dies.
- You don't have to tell your cat you love it - it *knows* you do.
- A cat never calls you on the phone in the middle of the night saying
"...ooooh I'm soooo druuuunk, wiiiill youuuuu taaake meeee hooooooome..."
- You don't need to help your cat with Calculus or Statistics.
- A cat doesn't care if you haven't been eating for two days.
- A cat doesn't want to borrow money from you.
- You don't need to buy your cat expensive presents on its birthday.
- You don't need to buy your cats mother expensive presents on her
- A cat doesn't say "no" when you want the two of you to take a two
week holiday on some romantic island in West India.
- If there's a mouse in the house, the cat kills it, instead of making
a lot of fuss about it.
- A cat won't hate you if you have it castrated.