Yo' Mama's so fat:
- When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
- When she dances she makes the band skip.
- When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor
gave her 13 years to live.
- She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
- Her ass has its own congressman.
- Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
- When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
- Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
- Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
- The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
- "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
- All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy:
240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
- When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
- When she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
- She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
- She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
- When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
- She could sell shade.
- When she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
- People jog around her for exercise.
- I ran around her twice and got lost.
- She gets runs in her jeans.
- Her blood type is Ragu.
- When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an
- If she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take their word for it.
- She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
- When she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
- She can't even jump to a conclusion.
- She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
- Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.