10 Ways To Know If You Have PMS
- Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
- You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
- The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
- Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
- You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker
that says, "How's my driving - call 1-800-***-****."
- Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
- You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
- You're counting down the days until menopause.
- You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
- The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.