Last Updated: December 13, 2005
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The Distinguished Moos of the International Moo Association were a group of dedicated, very cool, and very insane people, brought together in glory under the coolest, most insane moo of all: The Moo Incarnate.

The Moo Incarnate was the founder of this Distinguished Association, and it was her responsibility to choose new Moos with great discrimination and care. Only the finest specimens of insanity and coolness needed apply.

The International Moo Association developed in 1995 as the Incarnate worked on her college newspaper. The former Dr. Moo, the former Chairwoman Moo, and the Incarnate were busy playing Tetris Max on the newspaper's PowerMac computers. They thought it was quite amusing the way the game would moo like a cow whenever the player advanced to the next level. (The former) Chairwoman Moo began chanting, "you da moo!" whenever she heard that wonderful sound. And that was where it all began.

The Moo Association disbanded officially on December 13, 2005 and the membership list was taken down. The archives remain on the Web for a new generation of would-be Moos to enjoy.