The Henny Youngman Collection of One-Liners

  1. Some people tell all they know, others tell a great deal more.
  2. Some people approach every subject with an open mouth.
  3. The smaller a man's ideas, the more words he uses to express them.
  4. Never write when you can talk, and never talk when you can listen.
  5. She has a speech impediment. It's always two hours too long.
  6. The more a chatterbox talks, the less you listen.
  7. My wife never has the last word--she never gets to it.
  8. This country needs more good listeners and fewer poor speakers.
  9. Some people would say more if they talked less.
  10. A good listener is the best talker.