Things that make you say HMMMMMM
- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
- It's a dog eat dog world out there. And they're short on napkins.
- Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
- Atheism is a nonprophet organization.
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the
bad girls live.
- Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.
- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
- Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- Married people don't live longer than single people. It just seems
- I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
- If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they
all still working?