Things that make you say HMMMMMM

• Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
• It's a dog eat dog world out there. And they're short on napkins.
• Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
• One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
• Atheism is a nonprophet organization.
• If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
• The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
• Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.
• Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
• Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
• On the other hand, you have different fingers.
• Married people don't live longer than single people. It just seems longer.
• I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
• If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?