Found On Various E-mail Signatures....
- Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
- My Karma just ran over your Dogma!
- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamilar territory.
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film!
- When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
- Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
- I feel like I'm diagonally parked, in a parallel universe.
- She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted
and used against you.
- I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.
- When shooting a mime, do you need a silencer?
- Honk if you love peace and quiet!
- Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
- Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
- Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
- Nothing is fool-proof because fools are so ingenius.
- Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
- Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't
have to do it?
- Blessed are the censors, for they shall inhibit the Earth.
- A day without sun shine is like... night.
- Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
- When in darkness or in doubt, run in circles scream and shout.
- I think your hard drive has a slipped disk.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- Change is in evitable. Except from a vending machine.
- Dyslexics of the world, untie!
- I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
- Eagles may fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jets.
- I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere!
- Inflation is when the buck doesn't stop anywhere.
- Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole bird.
- And then Adam said, "What's a head ache?"
- Cooking lesson #1, don't fry bacon in the nude!
- Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes! (Contributed by Jeremy
- Contributed by Julia:
If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional
or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance
and hit him with a brick. (Mark Twain)
Dijon vu- the same mustard as before.
A day without sunshine is like night.
When a cow laughs real hard, does milk come out of it's nose?