Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work

  1. It's an incentive to show up.
  2. It reduces stress.
  3. It leads to more honest communication.
  4. It reduces the complaints about low pay.
  5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
  6. It encourages car pooling.
  7. It increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
  8. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
  9. It makes fellow employees look better.
  10. It makes cafeteria food taste better.
  11. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they're wasted.
  12. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
  13. Suddenly, belching during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.
  14. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
  15. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."