The Drinker's Alphabet

A - Alcohol: The key to surviving college
B - Beer: It's whats for dinner
C - Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party
D - Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic
E - Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party
F - Fucked Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out
G - Games: Anything that involves cards, quarters and chugging beers
H - Hangover: Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank
I - IA: The Klan that really knows how to drink alcohol
J - Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home
K - Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
L - Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol
M - Money: That which you no longer have due to too much partying
N - Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know
O - Oh shit! - What you say as you're falling down the stairs.
P - Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer
Q - quilt: What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning - YUCK!
R - Reform: What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet
S - Sex: What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk
T - Twenty-four: The number of beers it takes me to get drunk
U - Underage: Most of the drinking population in college town
V - Vodka: The mother of all alcohols and the best way to make Jello
W - Worm: The part of Tequila that reminds you of the porcelin god
X - X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach before they pump it (detox)
Y - Yourself: The one who drinks way too much every weekend
Z - Zima: Zomething Different