Why You Should Marry an Engineer
When Choosing A Mate, Compare These Other Professionals To Engineers.
Supposedly, all women are after a Doctor, so don't expect your relationship
to last more than 5 years. Eventually, he'll run off with some nurse from
his office, or one of his young women patients that is pretending to be
sick. He'll wait until you are stuck with a few kids to do this.
This is not a problem with your Engineer husband. He had a hard enough
time meeting you. It is unlikely he'll ever meet another woman in his
Do you seriously expect an honest, trusting relationship with someone
who gets paid for lying? Once again, this is not a problem with your Engineer
spouse. He doesn't have enough social skills to lie convincingly. An additional
drawback to marrying a lawyer is when the divorce happens you will get
See honesty segment under Lawyer. Plus, he will be traveling to trade
shows, etc. where he will be in the company of other equally trustworthy
individuals. Don't be surprised when you get the invitation to show up
on the Ricki Lake show. The company that your Engineer husband works at
will keep him in a cage, often called a cubicle, until he is ready to
go home to you.
HAZARDOUS PROFESSIONS, I.E. POLICE OFFICER, FIREFIGHTER, CONSTRUCTION
Your husband, if he is not dead by some accident, will likely be crippled
with a back injury, etc. just about the time you are at your sexual peak.
The only hazards that your Engineer husband will face is losing his eyesight
by staring at the terminal for too long. This hazard actually has some
benefits. For one, he will not notice that you are getting older, since
you will be a blur. He will remember you as when he first met you, because
the memory will still be sharp, and you ask "Honey, were you looking at
her?", he'll honestly be able to say that he didn't even see her.
The only reason he entered this profession is so that he could be surrounded
by newly post-pubescent girls who idolize him. He'll be in jail soon,
and then you'll have to look for another man.