Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear One Guy Say to Another
- Does my butt look fat in this?
- I'm tired of beer. What say you to a nice, fruity Chablis?
- I can't stop fantasizing about Dr. Ruth!
- Yours is bigger than mine.
- I think those big, jacked-up trucks look ridiculous.
- There's nothing I like more than a quiet evening at home, watching
a movie on Lifetime about some woman who gives up her baby and then
- Want all my tools? I just realized I never do anything useful with
- You know what always makes me cry? Those long-distance commericals.
- I'm deeply offended by young women who go braless.
- Our team lost 10-1. But we tried our best, and after all that's the