I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
I shall meet all my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
I firmly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
If at first, I don't succeed, there is always next year.
I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I change my mind.
I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must done prior to beginning the greater task.
I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can avoid forever.