To Smart Women Everywhere!

"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb .... and I also know that I'm not blonde." -Dolly Parton-

"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy." -Erica Jong-

"I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours." -Rita Rudner-

"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives." -Rita Rudner-

"I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog." -Wendy Liebman-

"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth." -Erma Bombeck-

"If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them." -Sue Grafton-

"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on." -Roseanne Barr-

"I think-therefore I'm single." -Lizz Winstead-

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." -Elayne Boosler-

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." -Maryon Pearson-

"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." -Gilda Radner-

"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman." -Margaret Thatcher-

"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." -Gloria Steinem-

"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." -Gloria Steinem-

"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." -Marie Corelli-

"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." -Baroness Edith Summerskill-

"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" -Linda Ellerbee-

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." -Zsa Zsa Gabor-

"Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission." -Eleanor Roosevelt-