This Should Brighten Up Your Day....
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
Q: How do you get holy water?
Q: How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Q: What do you call Santa's helpers?
Q: What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out
of a tree would kill you?
Q: What is a zebra?
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Q: Where do you find a no legged dog?
Q: Where do you get virgin wool from?
Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?