We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "asscons"?

(_!_)   a regular ass

(__!__)   a fat ass

(!)   a tight ass

(_._)   a flat ass

(_^_)   a bubble ass

(_*_)   a sore ass

(_!__)   a lop-sided ass

{_!_}   a swishy ass

(_o_)   an ass that's been around

(_O_)   an ass that's been around even more

(_x_)   kiss my ass

(_X_)   leave my ass alone

(_zzz_)   a tired ass

(_o^o_)   a wise ass

(_13_)   an unlucky ass

(_$_)   Money coming out of his ass

(_?_)   Dumb Ass