20 Useful Expressions for High-Stress Days
- Well, aren't we just a ray of f*cking sunshine?
- Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
- A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
- Do I look like a f*cking people person?
- This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
- If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes
on my cat.
- Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
- Let me show you how the guards used to do it.
- And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be...?
- Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
- Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
- Do they ever shut up on your planet?
- I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
- I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
- How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
- You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
- Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
- You look like shit. Is that the style now?
- Oh, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
- If I spread you with Preparation H, would you shrink down and become