Fun with the Police
A local police report tells the following:
An elderly lady accomplished her shopping at a local mall and upon her return to the crowded parking lot, found four males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and dug her handgun out of her purse and proceeded to scream at them at the top of her voice. "I've got a gun, I know how to use it, and I will if required, so get out of this car!"
The four men didn't wait around for a second invitation but scrambled out all our doors and ran like mad. The elderly lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the drivers seat, now vacated by the strangers. Small problem. She was astonished to find that her key didn't fit the ignition. Her car was identical and parked four or five spaces farther down. She located her car, loaded her bags into the trunk and then drove to the police station. She solemnly told her story to the desk sergeant.
The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white males were reporting a carjacking by a mad elderly white woman.
No charges were filed.