Fantasy Comebacks for Women

  1. Man: "Haven't we met before?"
    Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
  2. Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
  3. Man: "Is this seat empty?"
    Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
  4. Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
    Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
  5. Man: "Your place or mine?"
    Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
  6. Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
    Woman: "It's in the phone book."
    Man: "But I don't know your name."
    Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
  7. Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
    Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
  8. Man: "What sign were you born under?"
    Woman: "No Parking."
  9. Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
    Woman: "Do not Enter"
  10. Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
    Woman: "Unfertilized!"
  11. Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
    Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
  12. Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
    Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
  13. Man: "I know how to please a woman."
    Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
  14. Man: "I want to give myself to you."
    Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
  15. Man: "I can tell that you want me."
    Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
  16. Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
    Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
  17. Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
    Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."
  18. Man: "Your body is like a temple."
    Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
  19. Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
    Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
  20. Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"