Disclaimer: We know the routine, so I give up. I doubt Saban
would ever see this anyway.
Author's Note: Please don't take this seriously. It is a parody of a crude nature. I came up with it on the Dark Realms Message board one night. If you are easily offended, please don't read this.
Jason: How come you're leader? I was first!
Tommy: Hey, man, I never told you to leave
Jason: I just had a cheesy write out then got desperate! Gold should come over red!
Tommy: Zordon, please tell Jason whose in charge!
Zordon: Um... I thought... you two had figured this out on your own.
Jason: But, he might forget where he parked the zord!
Alpha: Ai, Ai, Ai,... Here, just flip a coin!
Tommy and Jason together: HEADS!
Alpha: Tails... well, let's see. Adam, how would you like to be leader this time...Adam? Where'd he go?
Tanya: Probably some hole in the wall, meditating.
Tommy: That or masturbating! (Tanya slaps him across the cheek.)
Rocky: Can I be leader for the day? I promise I won't screw up.
Jason: Tommy would lose the zords, and you would probably put it in self-destruct.
Tommy: Hey! I'm not that forgetful.
Kat: You missed our last date by three days, for crying out loud, you gave me my birthday present on Easter! MY BIRTHDAY IS IN DECEMBER!
Billy: What on earth is going on here?
Zordon: I'll inform you when I figure it out myself!
Billy: Well... I'm leaving. I got accepted at MIT with a full scholarship.
Tommy: But... that means you won't be able to help us.
Tanya: We're doomed!
Rocky: But who's gonna figure out all the high tech stuff?
Billy: I don't know... don't care. Four years is too long!
Jason: This is your fault!
Tommy: Why me?
Jason: Everything's your fault!
Tommy: Fine, matcho man... I quit. Hell, now I can get a real job and the rents will leave me alone!
Rocky: Does that mean I'm in charge?
Zordon: Absolutely not! Alpha, find Adam and drag him back to society.
Kat: Great.... what's he gonna do? Ask the machines for permission before beating them up?
Tanya: At least he can defend himself instead of "Tommy... help me! I think a monster might hit me!"
Kat: Oh, I forgot, you're so bitchy cause Shawn wouldn't put out with you and you know Adam won't give you any!
(fight commences involving lots of hair pulling an derrogatory language)
Rocky: Alright! Fight! Whoo!
(Tanya is beating Kat up)
Alpha: one of you guys do something!
Jason: I'm not getting in that!
Adam: Um... okay... what did I miss? (pulls Tanya off Kat, struggles to keep her off)
Jason: A whole shitload of stuff.
Zordon: Adam, where were you?
Adam: Oh, well.. you see (whispers) I'm quitting.
Rocky: Not you too?
Jason: Three down.
Kat: Make that four! I'm with Tommy... let you idiots deal with this.
Zordon: What is your reasoning?
Adam: I've decided I'm going to Korea for a year. This monster stuff has worn me down. I want to actually have a normal life.
Rocky: Um... okay, I won't say anything.
Tanya: Hey, does that mean you're breaking up with me? as@#%$!
Rocky: Well, I'm not staying where I'm not appreciated. Hey, that was I big word!
Tanya: I'm so sick of you people. Aisha got the better part of the deal.
Jason: well, I'm still in... That means I get to be leader.
Zordon: No, Jason, you're all dismissed (teleports them all out)
Alpha: Now what are we gonna do?
Zordon: Well, teenagers didn't work. How about we try a law firm in Chicago. They have plenty of folks there who are willing to commit suicide!