Section Seven: And Now For Something Completely Different.....

Zordon closed his eyes and sighed, letting remembered sensations wash over him. He could almost feel the excitement thundering through him; had he a body, he would be poised on the brink of a truly powerful orgasm. (Or on the verge of a major energy overload, if the condition of the Morphin' Grid was any indication!)

Still feeling the need of his starved senses, Zordon opened another file. He smiled. Not only were his Rangers erotic, they were provocative--at least when they really let their hair down. Sometimes the scenarios were very different in tone, some were simply amusing, and others could be down-right kinky. In fact, one brought to mind a song he had overheard Rocky listening to the other day....

Before I get too cranky, you better...
Like hanky panky [hanky panky],
Nothing like a good spanky [good spanky]....


 And Now For Something Completely Different: Kim helps Trini test out some new equipment. (f/f)

 And Now For Something Completely Different TOO: Isn't It Awfully Nice to Have a Penis!: Trini drops in on Billy and Kim to introduce the Blue Ranger to the new member of the team. (m/f)

 (Gung) Ho-Boy!: Rita wants her Green Ranger back, but not if Jason has anything to say about it. (m/m)

 Caught in the Act: Bulk and Skull discover that being in the right place at the right time isn't always a good thing--to Tommy and Jason's chagrin. (m/m, humorous)

 The Joke's On You: Take two Rangers, add dessert toppings, a peppermint stick, and an early wake up call and what do you get? Tommy and Jason are about to find out. (m/m)

 Dude Looks Like A Lady: Adam gets to see how the other half lives when he saves Rocky from a blast from Gender Bender. (transgender)

 Magic Bottle: The Swinging Sultan has trapped the Rangers in his den of iniquity, and all but Aisha fall prey to his spell freeing them from all their inhibitions. (m/f, m/m, m/f/m, light bondage & spanking)

 Just What the Doctor Ordered: Aisha feels left out in the wake of the Rangers' bottle escapade, and Adam shows her what she's missing. (m/f)

 Amor Vincit Omnia: Under the Hate Master's spell, Billy, Kim and Tommy discover that one good spanking deserves another. (m/f, m/m/f, light B&D, anal, toys)

 Loser Gets All: When the team tries a little experiment in B&D, Billy discovers that even when you lose, you win. (m/f, m/m, bondage)

 The Wager: Rita challenges Tommy to single combat for the right to have sex with the Ranger of her choice--and she has her eye on Billy. (m/f, m/m)

 The Passionate Blade: Tommy takes a novel approach to pampering Kimberly during their Christmas holiday. (m/f, grooming)

 Moving In: When Jason has an itch he can't scratch, Trey's little blue bottle provides the remedy. (m/m/m/m)

 Breakfast in Bed: Tommy's been saving it up all week to give Kat a special treat. (m/f, food)

 The Trouble With Rockys: If the Rangers thought they had their hands full with one horny Blue Ranger, just wait until they have to deal with 30! (m/m)