Thanks to Aerosmith for providing me with yet another awesome title, and to Willow, who batted ideas around with me for this one.

Dude Looks Like A Lady
by Cheryl Roberts

The battle wasn't exactly going their way. Zedd and Rita's Gender Bender monster was giving the Rangers a run for their money.

"Guys, we need to head back to the Command Center to regroup!" Tommy ordered as he was narrowly missed by a vicious energy blast.

"That's it puny humans! Run! Flee!" the grotesquerie gloated with a malicious cackle.

"Man, I hate running out on a fight," Rocky grumbled, as he and Adam scrambled to get clear for a teleport.

"But Tommy's right," Adam pointed out, "we've got to come up with a better plan of attack."

"I hope Alpha's scans have been able to find this thing's weak spot," the Red Ranger sighed as he skidded to a stop and reached for his teleportation controls.

"Rocky, look out!" Adam shouted.

The next thing Rocky knew, he felt hands slamming into his back, and he found himself helmet first in the dirt. Behind him, he felt the heat and heard the roar of an explosion.

"Man, that was close!" he gasped. "Thanks, Adam." However, when he turned, he found the Black Ranger lying motionless on the ground, smoke curling up from his armor.

"Adam!"


Moments later in the Command Center, Rocky was frantically trying to shake some sense into his best friend.

"Come on, Adam; talk to me. Say something. Anything!" His voice rose sharply with his panic.

"Take it easy, Rocky," Billy instructed, shooing the frantic Red Ranger out of the way. "Let's see what the med-scanner picks up... heartbeat and breathing strong... brain waves normal... hm, what's this...?" However, Rocky never heard Billy's last thoughtful, perplexed words. Adam was moaning and coming to.

"Ow, wha' hit me?" Adam groaned, his hands going to his helmet.

"Don't ever scare me like that again!" Rocky insisted. He pulled off his helmet, and his eyes shone with concern.

"I don't want to ever scare me like that again," Adam countered.

"Are you okay?" Kim queried.

"I think so, but I feel kinda weird," the Black Ranger confessed.

"I don't doubt it," Tommy interjected. "You took the brunt of that blast for Rocky."

"You probably feel like toast," Aisha added, but her lighthearted words couldn't belie the concern she felt for her friend.

"Adam, why don't you power down," Billy suggested, frowning. "I think something is interfering with my readings, because according to this you're a...."

Adam demorphed and his five teammates nearly fainted from shock. Sitting there in Adam's grey t-shirt and black jeans was a shapely young woman.


"You know, Aisha was right; men are scum," Adam, posing as his cousin 'Ada,' complained as he joined Rocky at the gang's usual table at the Youth Center after school. He had just had the worst day of his entire life! Adam almost wished he hadn't gotten that visitor's pass so 'Ada' could attend his classes for the day, but he hadn't wanted to get behind either.

"Not all men," Rocky countered. "It's just a measly few who give the rest of us a bad name. I'm not scum, and no girl has ever accused you of being scum. Just because Steve's been hitting on you all day...."

The Red Ranger tried to keep the amusement out of his tone. According to Billy, the Gender Bender had altered Adam's DNA, transforming him into a genetically correct female--and a good looking one at that. The eyes were the same, the curly black hair was longer, tickling the back of his (her) neck, the cheekbones were less strong and the mouth more curved.... Adam could have passed for his own twin sister--hence Cousin Ada. There was no way Adam could go home like that, so he told his folks he was staying with Rocky. Thanks to Billy's technological chicanery, they were able to electronically recreate Adam's deeper voice to fool his parents (and to simulate his mother's when they called him in sick to school--which was less worrisome than Rocky's M.I.A. from the monster attack idea). However, he couldn't stay with the DeSantos' because Rocky's mom knew he didn't have a cousin Ada. Fortunately, Mr. Cranston was out of town at a literary convention presenting a paper, so Adam was staying in Billy's guestroom.

"Doesn't that guy take 'no' for an answer?" Adam fumed.

"According to Kim, no," Rocky continued. "Although, laying him out on the basketball court during Phys. Ed. probably did the trick."

"The guy would not keep his hands off me!"

"Well, since you didn't fall for Steve's 'charms', it means you're now either a man-hating dyke or a cock-teasing bitch. Take your pick."

"I'd rather go back to being myself," the Black Ranger groused.

"Was Billy able to find out anything with all those scans he did?" Rocky asked, all levity aside.

"Nothing, except that I'm supposedly a healthy, fully functional female."

"He hasn't found a way to turn you back?"

Adam shook his head forlornly. "Rocky, what am I going to do if I'm stuck like this?"

"Learn how to put on a bra, for one thing," Rocky quipped, unable to help himself. Adam's rather nice breasts had been bouncing around unfettered all day long. Even now, a delectable pair of nipples strained against Adam's shirt. It had been exceedingly distracting; small wonder the guys were falling all over themselves to get to know 'Ada.'

"Tell me about it," Adam groaned ruefully, surreptitiously massaging his chest. "Now I know why girls wear them even though they're uncomfortable: it's the female equivalent of a jock strap!" However, Adam became serious again. "If I don't change back, what will I tell my folks?"

"That you were secretly gay and wanted to have a sex change operation cuz you always wanted to date me?"

"I'm serious!"

"Hey, take it easy," Rocky soothed, rather surprised to find moisture gathering in the corner's of Adam's eyes. Was he really going to cry?

"I'm sorry; it's just that this is too weird," Adam mumbled, doing his best not to give in to the urge to sniffle.

"Look, if anyone can find a solution, it's Billy," Rocky assured his best friend with all confidence.

"I hope he finds it soon."

"Yeah, before you have your first period or something." It was a jibe Rocky couldn't resist. Adam visibly shuddered.

"God, not that, too!" Then, just beyond Rocky, he saw something else that made him shudder, and he groaned with even more profound misery.

"What?" Rocky wondered as Adam buried his face in his hands. He craned around to see what the problem was. He didn't know whether to groan, too, or snicker. Steve hadn't been the only guy hitting on Adam today; here came his second most erstwhile, would-be suitor: Skull.

"Where can I hide?" Adam moaned.

"Too late, he's already seen you," Rocky pointed out.

"Great."

"I have an idea how to keep Skull and the rest of the guys out of your hair," Rocky suggested.

"How?" Adam asked eagerly.

"Just close your eyes and trust me."

Adam complied without his usual reluctance whenever Rocky asked him to trust him. _He has to be pretty desperate,_ Rocky mused, a grin quirking the corners of his mouth. Perversely, there was something he'd always wanted to do ever since they'd been introduced to the Power Hormones--just to see how Adam would react-- and now he had the perfect opportunity to do it without creating difficult explanations: kiss Adam in the middle of the Youth Center. Rocky leaned over and pressed his lips to his best friend's. It was no small peck either. When Adam gasped in surprise at finding himself being kissed, Rocky thrust his tongue deep in his mouth to silence the inevitable protest. The Red Ranger had to admit that Adam was a good kisser, and now his mouth was even softer and more sensuous. Rocky was really getting into the smooch, finding himself wanting to respond by touching and caressing ... he was seriously getting aroused. It wasn't a spike, but....

_Oh shit! Right before we fought Gender Bender, Adam said something about hitting the front edge of a spike. Being turned into a girl didn't affect that: he's still spiking!_

He felt confirmation of his theory in the way Adam's tongue twined about his own. It was probably the hottest liplock the patrons of the Juice Bar had ever seen! At the very least, it had the desired effect of dissuading Skull. Suddenly, Adam tore himself away.

"Rocky! What the Hell do you think you're doing!" Adam hissed. Rocky knew he was furious because he rarely ever swore. The Red Ranger grinned, assuming an air of total innocence.

"Kissing you."

"In public!? Are you out of your mind?!" Adam continued, both angry and embarrassed. "What are people going to think ... ?"

"That I'm the luckiest guy in town to be playing tonsil hockey with the hottest new babe in school."

That cut Adam's tirade short as he was reminded of his altered state. "Oh."

"Something tells me that this is a discussion we'd better finish elsewhere," Rocky suggested, looking around at the crowded Juice Bar. "Billy's guestroom?"

"Yeah, sure," Adam replied subduedly. The two gathered up their books and found a secluded place from which to teleport.


Rocky sat on the bed and watched 'Ada' pace about the room. The way Adam's ass moved under those black jeans was seriously percolating his hormones; he moved with all the sensuous ease of Aisha or Kim. It still amazed him that his best bud was such a knockout--and a trippin' one at that!

"No offense to Aisha, Kim, and the female population in general, but I want to be a guy again," Adam huffed.

"Oh, I don't know; it might be kind of fun," Rocky commented. Adam just glared at him. "Well, it's your body that's female, right? Your mind is still a guy's mind, isn't it?"

"What do you mean?"

"How was taking a shower after gym? Gettin' to see all those naked girls...?"

"I didn't want to stare because I was afraid they'd think I was weird or something," Adam confessed awkwardly.

Rocky just laughed. "If it was me in that body, I probably wouldn't be able to keep my hands off myself."

"Huh?"

"Especially if I'd never had sex with a girl before. Look at you! You're a total babe! Those tits... that cute, round ass... you're the stuff of wet dreams. Steve and Skull weren't the only guys in school today wanting to jump your bones." Rocky fixed him with a hungry leer.

"I don't believe you!" Adam protested.

"Well, why wouldn't I want to fuck you? I wanted to fuck you when you were a guy, so it goes double now with you as a girl. This way, I can do it without feeling guilty."

Adam looked thoughtful, so Rocky pursued his advantage, knowing that his partner needed help and was going to have to be convinced.

"Billy did say you were fully functional," he reminded the Black Ranger. "Aren't you even a little curious to know what it'd be like to have sex as a girl? Didn't Billy say his time spent in Kim's body gave him a greater appreciation of women and a better understanding of how to pleasure them? Besides, you're not going to be able hold your trip back forever."

Adam knew Rocky was right; before sanity kicked in at the Youth Center, he was seriously trying to figure out where he and Rocky could go to get naked.

"Or would you rather have Aisha or Kim help you out?" Rocky offered sincerely.

"Naw, I think I'd rather it be you," Adam answered. He favored Rocky with a bashful grin. "After all, you were my first way back when; why not now? Besides, having gone shopping with Aisha and Kim for girls' clothing was bad enough, let alone trying to have sex with them like this!" Adam dropped down on the edge of the bed and leaned over to meet Rocky in a stirring kiss.

"Mmm ... you still kiss good," the Red Ranger purred as his lips and tongue trailed over the smooth chin to the curve of Adam's throat. As he kissed his way down, Rocky was gratified to know that Adam's neck was still as sensitive as always. The Black Ranger gasped with helpless delight as Rocky swirled his tongue in the hollow of his throat. Then, he threaded his way around his transformed buddy's now-curvy body and knelt behind him. He pressed Adam's bottom into his groin, and he skimmed his hands up Adam's abdomen until he cupped his fulsome breasts. Meanwhile, he had uncovered the flesh beneath the silky black curls and began nibbling on the nape of Adam's neck.

"Ohhh, Rocky...!" Adam sighed, his voice still rich and husky. He found himself responding to Rocky's ministrations just as he normally would. However, Rocky's fingers pinching his nipples never felt so intense before! Adam arched his back, thrusting his breasts deeper into Rocky's grasp, and he wished he had taken his shirt off. As if reading his mind, Rocky began bunching up the cotton tee, baring his midriff.

It was Rocky's turn to sigh as he molded Adam's warm, pliant globes in his hands; they were an even nicer handful than Aisha's. He could hardly wait to have a taste; however, by the sounds of it, his nibbling on Adam's neck had the Black Ranger creaming his panties. Then another thought brought Rocky up short.

"Hey, I wonder if you have a cherry for me to pop," he piped up.

"Rooockyyyyy!" Adam chided, which dissolved into a needy moan as Rocky's fingers flickered across his taut nipples. "Just shut up and suck my tits!"

"Oooh, you sound just like Aisha!"

Rocky pressed his companion back on the mattress and finished stripping off his shirt. He straddled the transformed Ranger's waist and licked his lips in anticipation of the feast that lay before him. It felt strange not to feel Adam's cock pressing up against his crotch as he sat astride him. However, the thought slipped away as he bent his head to draw a stiff brown nub into his waiting mouth.

"Aaaahhhh!" Adam moaned wildly, understanding at last why Aisha and Kim loved to have their nipples sucked so much. It was a sensation akin to having one's dick sucked. Electric shockwaves exploded from the point of contact and raced through his body, centering at last at the apex of his legs. Instead of a pleasurable, aching hardness, his need burned through him like an itch he couldn't scratch, and he felt his wetness soaking into his panties. The longer Rocky suckled, the more desperately he wanted to feel something between his legs to satisfy that itch.

Rocky was delighting in Adam's cries of abandon. He had always been responsive, and that hadn't changed. He took turns tonguing Adam's enticing swells, himself reveling in their seductive softness. Adam's hips bucked against him needfully in an I-want-a-cock-in-me grind, but before Rocky did that, he was dying to find out if Adam tasted any differently. To that end, he began kissing his way down his bud's breastbone to his soft belly, pausing to tease his navel until Adam begged him to stop. Rocky's fingers deftly unfastened Adam's jeans and urged them down his hips and shapely legs.

Adam was suddenly struck by the fact that his pants had come off easily without catching on the usual throbbing obstruction. However, he didn't have long to consider that as Rocky began kissing his way up Adam's leg. Wickedly, the Red Ranger swirled his tongue in the back of Adam's knee, sending him into a bucking, writhing frenzy.

"Stop that!" he whimpered even as he tried to wiggle away.

"Nice to know some things haven't changed," Rocky snickered. He licked his way up Adam's thighs, sampling the love liquid that had trickled down from his juicing gash. The honey was thick and tangy, and a little sweeter than before. "Y'know, you taste pretty good." Then, he buried his face in the nest of familiar dark curls (minus the indefatigable dick) and swiped his tongue across a pair of puffy, pouting lips.

With a wild cry, Adam grabbed Rocky by the back of the head, pushed his face in deeper and held him in place as he pumped his hips onto his best friend's chin. He found the light coat of razor stubble prickly but not too harsh, although he imagined that if it had been any longer it'd have been like running a Brillo pad over his tender flesh--which explained why Kim and Aisha preferred their lovers clean-shaven. Thus far, Rocky's tongue was making him feel pretty incredible, but he hadn't felt anything yet to really drive him over the edge--something to make that tongue the be-all and end-all of his universe as when Rocky drilled his tongue ceaselessly into the vee of his glans. Man, he could just about blow his load from that alone sometimes! He himself had driven Kim and Aisha into throes of uncontrollable passion just by eating them out, and so had Rocky, so either Rocky wasn't hitting the right spot, or the girls were damn good at faking it! Suddenly, Adam's world exploded, white-hot fire consuming everything, as Rocky's tongue finally hit his clit.

Rocky dug his fingers deeper into Adam's asscheeks as he concentrated on massaging his pleasure pearl. He couldn't help but grin at Adam's reactions. The guy was going absolutely nuts! Adam's moans took a familiar turn as Rocky realized that his partner's climax was pretty close. Knowing how much Aisha and Kim liked this particular maneuver, the Red Ranger decided to help his buddy along and pumped a finger into his pussy as he continued tonguing him. Adam's cunt clamped down on his finger as hard as his ass had ever clamped down on Rocky's dick, and with a raw shout, Adam came, arching off the bed as his syrupy come coated Rocky's face and fingers. Adam rode him hard until at last the final wave of pleasure ebbed and he collapsed back on the bed.

Adam lay there panting, recovering, as he watched Rocky strip. He couldn't believe that he was still desperate to have a cock in him. Even with his usual rapid recovery time, there was still a short period when the urge abated, giving him time to recoup to get it up again, but this.... Coming didn't seem to have blunted his desires any. Before he could stop himself, he thrust his fingers into his wet sex and started fucking himself.

"Damn, you're hot!" Rocky murmured, crawling back onto the bed. He covered Adam's sexy body, enjoying the feel of his sleek lines and curves against him. It was nice to have a partner who wasn't so short! Adam kissed him hungrily.

"Fuck me, Rocky; oh God, stick that cock of yours inside me!" Adam rasped.

"Aw, but I wanna know if you still know how to suck one," Rocky protested playfully.

"Get your dick up here, and I'll show you," Adam rumbled almost menacingly.

Grinning impishly, Rocky straddled Adam's body once again; he was planning on making this blowjob a bit of a challenge; however, another thought occurred to him as his pulsing prick bobbed against Adam's boobs.

"Hey, can I try something?" Rocky asked hopefully.

"What's that?"

"Would you mind if I fucked your tits?"

Adam blinked in surprise. "You want to what?"

Demonstrating, Rocky pressed Adam's breasts together around his cock.

"I ... guess so," Adam stammered, somewhat nonplussed.

"Thanks, man." With that, Rocky gave a small forward stroke.

Adam watched with interest as Rocky's rod surged back and forth between his mounds (which was a strange enough sight to begin with!). Rocky seemed to be enjoying the sensation, but Adam was still anxious to have that dick between his legs--or at the very least, in his mouth. Without really thinking about it, he craned his head forward. When Rocky's thrust had his cock head peeking out from between the valley of his breasts, Adam swiped his tongue across the swollen tip. Rocky uttered a shuddering moan, and for a few moments, Adam kept up the teasing licks until the Red Ranger could take it no longer.

"You're driving me nuts!"

"You're the one who wanted to fuck my chest instead of my mouth!"

Adam was promptly silenced by a thick rod sliding past his lips with relish. Rocky's blissful moans were music to his ears as he savored his friend's cock pumping in and out of his mouth. His tongue danced along the hardened flesh, seeking and finding those areas that would have Rocky virtually ready to shoot his load down his throat. However, he stopped short of actually making his teammate come. He wanted him to do that elsewhere.

"Guy or girl, you're an awesome cocksucker," Rocky sighed as Adam stopped sucking but continued to play with his balls. He would have liked him to stick a finger up his ass, but the Black Ranger had reached the limits of his patience with foreplay. He grinned down at his long-time friend. "Shall we find out if you're pussy is as tight as your ass?"

Adam nodded eagerly, but Rocky noticed a glimmer of hesitance in his eyes. He would have bet anything that Adam was a little worried about whether or not he had a cherry to pop. "Don't worry, Adam; I'll take it slow and easy."

"Thanks," Adam murmured appreciatively.

For a moment, Rocky considered taking Adam from behind like he usually did, but he thought better of it. If Adam was still in pristine condition, he wouldn't be able to see his expressions to be able to tell if anything was smarting. _Besides, I want to feel those nice, soft tits mashing against my chest._ Rocky primed his pump; he was hard enough. Then, he slid a couple of fingers into Adam's cunt to make sure he was wet and loose enough.

"Ready?"

At Adam's nod, Rocky introduced the tip of his cock to the parted folds of Adam's entrance. Slowly, steadily, he pressed on, filling Adam up. He sucked in an excited breath--damn! but his best friend was tight! His gaze held Adam's, making sure everything was okay for him.

Adam soon closed his eyes, and his face was all but aglow with the exquisite sensation of Rocky's dick filling him up. The Red Ranger eased in deeper and deeper, and Adam's body welcomed him readily. Adam even wrapped his legs around Rocky's waist and subtly urged him in more.

"Guess that answers that question," Rocky grunted as his balls slapped against Adam's rear. "You may be as tight as a virgin, but you ain't a virgin!"

"Well, I wasn't one when I changed, was I?" Adam shot back. Rocky silenced him with a kiss and drove his aching rod hard into Adam's hungry sex.

In a lot of ways, Rocky's cock plundering his pussy was quite a different sensation than him reaming his ass. His walls wrapped themselves around that pistoning dick like a glove around a hand. There wasn't the sensation of space or the intensity of being spread open. Still, some things were the same: Rocky hitting hard and deep, sending fiery tingles shooting throughout his body, the feel of Rocky's body slapping against his own, looking up to see Rocky's ecstasy-filled face beaming down at him. Adam pulled Rocky into his arms and kissed him deeply, a lingering exchange that matched the long strokes Rocky was using to plumb his depths. He was being surprisingly gentle--for which Adam was grateful.

But somewhere along the way, gentility faded before the burn of Grid-enhanced hormones, and soon the two were rocking together lustily. When Adam reached that point where a cock just wasn't enough (and Rocky had been well-taught how to recognize that) he reached between their sweat-slick bodies to finger Adam's hardened kernel. The Black Ranger's fingers bit deep into his shoulders (man, he needed to trim his nails!) as his body coiled and tensed, preparing for the imminent onslaught of pleasure. Adam was bucking against him as enthusiastically as he was thrusting into him. Suddenly, Adam's body whipped up wildly as his senses careened out of control. Rocky caught him and clung to Adam as his best friend's pussy bore down in a deathgrip on his imprisoned cock and his orgasm blew his mind. The moment Adam began to relax, Rocky drilled that tight cunt for all he was worth and spewed his load into Adam's sex.

In the afterglow, the two lay cuddled together, exhausted and breathless.

"Was it good for you, honey?" Rocky could help but joke.

"Mm, hm; but it's missing something," Adam murmured.

"What?"

"I didn't get to fuck you up the ass. We always do each other. Didn't you miss that?"

"Yeah, but I got to eat you out! Tell you what, if you're stuck like this, we'll buy you a strap on or something."

"Oh?" Adam arched a sardonic eyebrow at him.

"Or maybe Aisha or Kim has one we could borrow," Rocky continued.

"You gonna be brave enough to ask them?"

"No, but they'd understand if you did."

"How come you're talking like this? You sound as if you don't want me to get changed back," Adam asked suddenly.

"Of course I want you to get changed back; I'm just trying to keep an open mind and explore the possibilities." Just then, Rocky yawned.

"Should I be insulted?" Adam wondered amusedly, recalling all the times Aisha had needled him about getting drowsy after sex.

"If you were back to normal, you'd be wanting a nap, too," Rocky asserted. He snuggled down next to Adam to get comfy. "Mm, you're awful nice to snuggle up against like this. Hey! I have an idea! If we can't get you changed back, you could be my girlfriend!"

"Rocky...! Have you lost your mind?"

"Think about it. It could work. We're already best friends. It'd keep the scum away, and you wouldn't have to worry about awkward explanations."

"It's not that it doesn't make sense, but what if I'd rather date someone else--like Billy?" Adam asked with a mischievous grin.

"You wouldn't!" Rocky sputtered indignantly. "What does he have that I don't have?"

"The solution to his problem."

The two turned to find Billy standing in the doorway of the guestroom, regarding the naked duo amusedly. Unaccountably, the two blushed.

"Sorry to interrupt your tete a tete...."

"You really know how to change me back?" Adam asked eagerly.

"Yes. However, the prospect of being partnered with such an attractive, intelligent woman makes me almost regret having to tell you this," Billy prefaced teasingly.

"Maybe you'd better tell him otherwise I'd have to fight you for him," Rocky interjected.

"Please, Billy," Adam entreated.

"Perhaps I had best tell him. If he gets any better with those puppy eyes, neither one of us will be able to resist him," Billy remarked. "The solution is simple. All you need to do is get blasted by Gender Bender a second time."

"Since I'm a girl, I'd be turned back into a guy!" Adam cheered, scrambling out of bed eagerly. "Let's go find that monster!"

Rocky watched his best friend toss on his clothes.

"I wonder...." he began absently as he reached for his own clothing.

"What's that?" Billy asked.

"I wonder if I'd be such a babe if I got blasted."

End