And Now For Something Completely Different TOO:
Isn't It Awfully Nice to Have a Penis!
by Austin Power Ranger, I.B.M. (Interdimensional Being of Mystery)

Goose!!!...CRASH!!!..."Eeeeeeek!!!"

"Kimberly!" Billy gazed down at the broken beaker and wrinkled his brow in consternation. "Please don't sneak up on me when I'm in the middle of an experiment. The mixture in that container might very well have been volatile!"

"Well, it does seem to be eating into the concrete," the Pink Ranger noted.

With a muttered, "Oh, dear, it was supposed to be slippery, not caustic!" Billy bent to clean up the fizzing mess from the floor of his garage-laboratory.

As he carefully piled the bits of broken glass into a dustpan, he felt a gentle caress twiddling his ear. He glanced up to find Kimberly looking down at him with a pouty smile. As her fingers wandered through his disheveled locks, she entreated, "Please don't be mad at me, Billy."

Kimberly's pout dissolved into a soft giggle and her eyes gleamed when she saw Billy's momentary annoyance disappear at the sight of her attire.

"Like what I'm wearing? I know it's not my usual pink, but I thought I'd try it on and see how I looked in drag."

When Kimberly had woken up in Billy's bed, the first sight to meet her sleepy eyes had been a pair of overalls draped over the back of his desk chair. Even though she had found them frumpy and severely unstylish during the brief time she'd occupied his body a few weeks ago, now the thought of slipping her naked form beneath Billy's rough denim seemed curiously naughty. Kim had fastened only one of the straps, allowing the top to gape open, revealing more than a hint of the soft, curving swells of her breasts. She bent over him dangerously, her tits practically tumbling out, and planted a teasing kiss on the top of his head, then whispered, "Is there some way I can make up for scaring you?"

"I was not 'scared'," Billy protested faintly. "Your unanticipated appearance might have startled me somewhat, but it was your attack on my posterior which caused me to lose my, er, grip. And besides, I had assumed that you would take the opportunity to sleep in today."

"I did. But when I realized that your father was gone and we had the house to ourselves, I thought I'd come and drag you away from your experiments so we could have some more fun. And besides, when I saw you bending over in those tight blue jeans, your 'posterior' just looked so pinchable."

Billy tore his gaze from Kimberly's enticing cleavage long enough to dispose of the broken glass and shut down his lab equipment. "Actually, Dad's delivering a paper at a conference this weekend. Our privacy is assured until sometime tomorrow evening." He shyly met Kimberly's eyes and stammered, "So you can... wear my overalls as long as you like, and, um...you're welcome to spend another night here...if you want to."

Kim smiled playfully at Billy's invitation and gave him a quick peck on the cheek.

"You were so sweet, and sexy, last night, how could I refuse?" Billy blushed at the compliment, then gave a sudden start as Kimberly's chaste kiss was followed by a lustful grope of his anatomy. "But let's not wait until tonight for this," she growled.

Kimberly dropped to her knees and began tugging at the buttons of Billy's fly. When the first one proved stubborn, she gave a whimpering, hungry growl, grasped both sides of the waistband, and ripped open Billy's jeans, sending one or two metal studs ringing across the floor. In an instant, Billy's cock bobbed free. Kim pounced, swallowing the hardening phallus in one gulp. She threw her arms around Billy's waist, hugging him to her, grasping a handful of Billy's smooth, hard butt and urging him deeper down her throat. After about a dozen savage pulls, Kim slowed her pace and gazed up into Billy's eyes, wordlessly urging him to watch her suck him off. She made a show of lavishing the head with long, wet strokes of her pink tongue, swirling and lapping and nipping up and down the length of his rod until it stood full and throbbing. Kim moaned around her hefty mouthful.

But just as she felt Billy's knees beginning to wobble, she suddenly backed off and stood up. "On the other hand," she said sweetly, though a bit breathlessly, "I did just give Trini a call. She's so happy that you agreed to see her about her problem, and she said she'd be right over."

As she talked, Kim pulled Billy's pants back up and tried to refasten them.

"But, Kim, I mean, couldn't she come over later sometime...." Billy's words were drowned out by the sound of a teleportation beam. Suddenly the spandex-clad form of the Yellow Ranger stood before them, her fists resting firmly on her hips and her boots planted in a wide, powerful stance. Trini removed her helmet and eyed her two disheveled friends with amused curiosity.

"Hi, Kim! Hi, Billy!" she greeted them, smiling. "Oh, Billy, I was so relieved when Kimberly told me you'd be willing to help me. But," her smile quirked, "did I just interrupt something?"

Billy's blush grew crimson, but he managed to stammer, "Oh, no, no, of course not. It's just that Kim hadn't told me she called you until just a moment ago and consequently we were just...that is, I mean, of course I'll endeavor to assist you, Trini. I'm always willing to do anything for you... for a fellow Ranger. So, what kind of problem is it? And why are you morphed?"

"Actually, Billy, morphing is the problem," Kimberly announced. "Yesterday in the locker room at the Command Center, Trini and I made a discovery about her powers, and we both thought it would be fun...I mean, it would be a good idea, if we consulted you about it. Isn't that right, Trini?" Much to her consternation, Kim found herself blushing under Billy's curious, and still very much aroused, stare. "Here," she said, "let me show you what we mean. Just have a seat and watch for a while."

"But shouldn't I run a scan first? Trini, if you'll just power down, I'll be able to examine your Morpher and power coin, then I can...."

"Sit!" Kim ordered firmly, then gave Billy a kiss and whispered, "And don't worry --we won't leave you with a half-blown hard-on. This'll be one examination that you won't need any extra equipment for."

Billy perched on a lab school, a look of puzzlement and uncertain excitement outlining his features, as Kimberly strolled over to the Yellow Ranger. She glanced over at Billy, making sure that she had his undivided attention, then took her girlfriend into her arms and began nibbling at her lips. Although she had intended to start off slow, her previous activities with Billy, not to mention the way the coarse denim teased her bare nipples, had already incited Kimberly's passions. Now the feel of Trini's soft tongue licking at her lips drove Kim to taste her friend with a greater abandon. She thrust her tongue into Trini's willing mouth and rubbed her body up and down the cool, tight yellow spandex covering Trini's hard, sensuous form. At a low moan from Billy, Kim finally broke off the kiss and purred, "I think Billy likes watching two girls together. Would you like to see us do more, Billy?"

Billy swallowed hard, then nodded, obviously unwilling to trust his voice.

Kim and Trini resumed kissing and caressing each other. Kim's hands wandered up to grasp Trini's long, silky hair, pulling her friend harder against her and plundering her mouth, then suddenly she released the Yellow Ranger and stepped back. She could feel her heart thundering in her chest --while she had been with each of her friends on numerous separate occasions, the idea of a threesome with Billy and Trini was still so new and naughty. The anticipation of actually seeing her two teammates together practically had her creaming in Billy's pants.

She reached up and released the single strap holding her outfit in placing, letting it slide roughly down her body until she stood naked and excited under the gaze of her two still-clothed lovers. Trini's throaty moan of appreciation was echoed by a soft, "Oh, my!" from Billy as the Pink Ranger flaunted and caressed her naked body for them both. She shot a smoldering glance at Billy, then pulled Trini into her embrace, staring at Billy over the Yellow Ranger's shoulder while her hands wandered up and down Trini's yellow-clad back and behind, stroking and pinching the delicate flesh through the smooth, cool fabric.

"Tell me, Billy," Kim said suddenly. "How much do you know about the Yellow Ranger powers and what they do to Trini? You've noticed that there's something extra special about the way she looks in her uniform, haven't you?" Kim's eyebrow quirked upwards inquisitively, and she smiled as her sudden question seemed to startle Billy out of his mesmerized gaze.

"Well, of course I've... reviewed the notes on the functions and origins of all of our powers," he replied. "Only the Yellow DinoZord's powers were so dependent upon the...the biochemical constitution of their original holder, and therefore, Trini's...anatomy is affected every time she morphs." In spite of his verbosity, Kimberly could see that Billy was having a very difficult time concentrating. His eyes helplessly followed the path of her hands as she skimmed her fingertips lightly over Trini's graceful curves.

"Come on, Billy," she urged. "Trini's too distracted to translate for me right now. In plain English, do you know what happens to Trini when she becomes the Yellow Ranger?"

Billy licked his lips and his cheeks flushed a deeper scarlet. "I assume...that is, she appears to experience a...transformation of her genitalia." Kim scowled playfully, and Billy amended, "I mean...she develops a phallus?"

"Bingo."

"But really, Trini, I run medical scans on all of us after every battle. Once you demorph, you should go back to normal. And besides, the effect is very delicate. Even the slightest shift in your powers might eliminate it. It very well may be that someday, this will no longer be a problem."

Trini turned briefly to smile at Billy. "Thanks for your concern," she said, a trifle breathlessly, "but it really doesn't worry me anymore, not since yesterday. Now I don't think of it as a problem so much as an opportunity. Let Kimberly show you what I mean."

"Did you know that there's more than one way to get out of these uniforms?" Kim asked impishly. She ran her fingers lightly down Trini's back, gently parting the invisible seam that she had discovered the previous day in the locker room. The top half of the yellow raiment slipped from Trini's shoulders and flowed down between the two girl's bodies with a cool, silken rustle. Kim chuckled at Billy's upraised eyebrows, and winked. Her hands lingered over the smooth bare back of her girlfriend, gently pressing her closer to feel the points of her nipples graze her own naked breasts, then her touch glided further down to the waist of Trini's tights. She knelt before her partner and quickly unfastened her belt, then once again opened another invisible seam up the back's of Trini's legs, this time revealing the shapely calves, then thighs, and then quite suddenly the taut, honey-colored globes of her firm ass.

"I always wondered why I couldn't feel my underwear when I morphed," Billy remarked quietly as he drank in the sight of Trini's nearly naked form.

Kim giggled, peering at Billy around the graceful curve of Trini's hip. She pulled the rest of the uniform away, tossing it carelessly over her shoulder. The gloves followed, and soon the Yellow Ranger's bright garb lay in a golden puddle on the floor of Billy's lab, leaving Trini naked but for her white leather boots. Kim stood, placed her hands on Trini's shoulders, and slowly turned her to face their bespectacled teammate. One hand skimmed down to tease Trini's tits, while the other snaked around to grasp the hard, pulsing cock which jutted proudly from the Yellow Ranger's loins. Billy's gasp was matched by Trini's low throaty moan as Kimberly pumped and primed the throbbing organ.

"Now isn't this a nice surprise?" Kim sighed. She gave Trini a gentle push in Billy's direction. "I think the two of you should get a little closer now," she urged. Kim stood back and watched as Trini approached their friend, the tread of her boots echoing loudly with each slow, firm step. Billy rose from his stool to meet her. The two stood gazing at one another for an endless moment, then suddenly Trini closed the short distance between them and swept Billy into a fierce hug, devouring his mouth and grinding her cock urgently against his own denim-covered hardness.

Kim watched the two Rangers kissing and touching...Billy's hands cupping and squeezing the bare swell of Trini's ass...Trini gently but firmly clutching Billy's hair as she drank from his mouth...the Yellow Ranger's hips pressing and pumping against their shy teammate's loins.... With a look of predatory hunger, unseen by her two preoccupied companions, she circled them, savoring the sight, then stepped behind Billy and tried to unbutton his shirt. She had to force her hands between the two bodies. Grazing the hard nubs of Trini's nipples, Kim found the buttons of Billy's shirt and, one by one, popped them off and tore the blue garment from his body, then she knelt and pulled his jeans and navy boxers down to the floor. Gently but insistently, Kim forced her friends apart, just far enough, to see the two hard organs bobbing and throbbing in the cool air of the garage. Trini and Billy moaned, still maintaining their deep kiss, Trini still grasping Billy's sandy locks.

Kimberly gripped the two cocks, rubbing the soft glans of each against her cheek, then began alternately licking and teasing the two pricks with the soft velvet of her tongue. To her delight, each small suck elicited a groan, Billy's deep and low, Trini's high and wanton. Kim concentrated on one, then the other, taking them deep into her throat, tasting first Billy's musky tang, then Trini's tart spice. She felt almost drunk on the sensations and flavors, the variations...Billy's thickness, his heavy balls...Trini's slender yet powerful shaft. Breathless, she backed away, stroking Billy in her left hand, Trini with her right, then brought the two phalluses together, rubbing the purple, glistening heads around one another in a slow, sensuous caress, rousing moans and gasps from both her lovers.

Kim skimmed her way up Billy's body, making sure he could feel her own hard nipples as they burned a path over his ass and up his back. Pulling him away from Trini's kiss, she leaned over his shoulder and engaged the Yellow Ranger in a brief but intense lip-lock of her own, then her mouth sought out Billy's. The Blue Ranger's eyes widened as Kimberly's tongue slid passed his lips, and Kim could see that Billy too was aroused by the mingled flavors of the two cocks that lingered on her breath. She backed away and smiled slyly.

"I wanna see you taste the real thing now, Billy. Show me what Jason and Zack have taught you about sucking cock." So saying, she placed a hand on top of Billy's head and urged him to his knees. The girls both looked down, their hands absently stroking each other's breasts, as Billy ogled Trini's swaying phallus with a look of curiosity, desire, and befuddlement.

Kim sank down beside him, shivering slightly at the thought that they were both now kneeling beneath Trini's gaze, and purred huskily, "Here, let me help you."

She grasped the girl's cock in her hand and brushed it across Billy's lips, then giggled as his lips parted in sweet anticipation. She eased Trini's prick into Billy's mouth, pumping the shaft as he sucked and licked around the sensitive head. Billy's hand joined Kim's, and the two took turns, trading the hard shaft from mouth to mouth, kissing over and around it, sharing the delicate balls, until Trini's knees began to wobble. Kim glanced up and caught Trini's hungry, desperate smile.

Oh, please ... Trini mouthed to her, and Kim returned a smile of enthusiasm.

"Billy," she whispered in the Blue Ranger's ear as he continued to suckle on Trini's cock. "Please, Billy...can I watch her fuck you?"

At Kim's words, Billy's eyes flew open and a deep blush burned his face, but Kimberly, who had a hold of his cock, felt the Blue Ranger give a sharp pulse and grow even thicker. Helping Billy up off of the cold concrete floor, keeping one hand securely wrapped around his hot prick, the other reaching out to grasp Trini's graceful phallus, she led both of her engorged companions out of the lab and through the quiet house. As the threesome mounted the stairs, Kim couldn't help but notice how boldly Trini eyed her swaying tits and Billy's round ass, how possessively she ran her fingertips over Billy's shoulders and down his back to stroke his bare, firm cheeks.

Once they had reached Billy's room, Kimberly eased Billy down onto his bed, the sheets still rumpled from their night of love making, and cradled his head in her lap, then smiled at Trini and said, "So...how do the guys do it?"

Trini's air of anticipation faltered slightly as she looked down at her friends, laying in wait for her.

"Well, from what I've seen, I guess they just...do what comes naturally," she said.

Kim giggled and tousled Billy's hair playfully. "You want me to roll him over for you?"

If possible, Billy's blush deepened. "Guys, er, girls, I mean... come on, please? Can't I just stay like this?"

"Ooh, I think he wants to watch too, Trini." Kim held out a hand in invitation for the Yellow Ranger to join them on the bed.

Trini kicked off her boots and climbed over the footboard. Kim noted the gleam in her eye as she crawled nearer, her tits and her cock swaying beneath her with every slow movement. Trini paused to take a mouthful of Billy, bobbing her head as she gazed into both pairs of watching eyes, then prowled upwards with small nips and licks over Billy's stomach and chest. She kissed him greedily, but then stroked his cheek gently and asked, "Is it okay, Billy? Do you want me inside you?"

In answer, Billy's legs encircled Trini's slim hips and he thrust himself against her, then smiled sheepishly at his own reaction.

"Like this, then?" Trini asked softly.

Billy nodded shyly, but Kim noticed that his legs had edged further up Trini's back. Kim stroked his hair and ran her fingertips lightly over his ears and face, then down to caress his nipples as Trini sat back and attempted to position herself between Billy's thighs.

Billy's eyes had fluttered shut at Kim's touch and he shuddered as her fingers brought his nipples to hardness. A low moan passed his lips as Trini grasped his hips and began to thrust forward, her lower lip between her teeth and her brow furrowed as she searched for the right spot.

"I hope I won't hurt him," she said quietly to Kim. "I've never done this before, you know." She sighed nervously.

"Don't worry, you did just fine with me," Kim replied, still stroking Billy's body. "And besides, you've seen Jason and Zack doing it," she smiled mischievously, "so it can't be all that hard to figure out."

Trini quirked an eyebrow. "Still, I should have thought to bring some kind of lubrication."

Billy opened his eyes and looked up at Kimberly.

"In my night stand . . ." he muttered self-consciously.

Kim reached into the drawer and pulled out a tube of KY gel. She tossed the lubricant to her girlfriend and chuckled, "Why, Trini, I don't think you're the first man Billy's had in his bed."

The Blue Ranger was now very red.

"Kimberly!" he admonished, but her fingers had wandered lower, and his blush of embarrassment quickly shifted into the deeper crimson of desire.

Trini applied the clear, cool gel to her cock, now throbbing desperately as she slicked it up and down through her tiny fist. "Oh, my," she gasped. "This feels wonderful."

"Too bad it smells like a medicine chest," Kim murmured, wrinkling her nose. "I'm glad the boys don't have to use that stuff with us. And I bet it tastes awful, too."

Trini placed the flats of her hands on the insides of Billy's splayed thighs and eased her hips forward. Kim watched intently, shifting her gaze from Trini's face to Billy's, and the moment of penetration was reflected in each Ranger's widened eyes. Billy gasped, rolling his head from side to side in Kimberly's lap, and Trini's mouth fell open in an 'O' of pleasure, then clamped shut as her hips snapped forward, then back again. Her face set in a look of lustful determination, Trini buried her cock deep inside her lover.

Kim felt her nipples hardening as she watched her two friends. Billy's head rolled from side to side, his back arching and his legs locking around Trini's rocking hips. Kim could feel the hairs on Billy's head tickling her naked thighs, and her own sex grew wetter and wetter. Billy's cock pulsed in her delicate hand in rhythm with Trini's driving thrusts. Not wanting him to come too soon, Kim again ran her hand up and around his nipples, smiling as Billy's body gave a sudden shiver. As she played with his chest, Kim began envisioning their other teammates, each in turn poised between Billy's thighs, each cock swollen with desire for the Blue Ranger.

"Oh, my God, Billy," she panted. "You look so hot.... I can just imagine Zack or Jason here in your bed. I could stroke you just like this while they kissed you, made love to you.... Do you like being watched like this, Billy?"

Billy eyes slowly opened, and where Kim was used to his bashful gaze, that blushing glance he often gave her as she looked up at him while mouthing his cock, now she was surprised to find a look of lustful confidence gazing up at her. He gave a low moan of pleasure, not quite a whimper, almost a command, and smiled at her, licking his lips. Kim traced the curve of his mouth with a finger, then moaned herself as Billy's tongue met her fingertip and eased it into the heat of his wet mouth.

Billy's tongue wrapped itself around Kim's digit, softly pulling her further in with a feathery touch, then, as Kim eased her wet finger away, Billy's tongue and lips moved upward, lapping over the sensitive palm, then biting lightly along the delicate underside of her wrist. Kim moaned and looked up at Trini, who knelt above them, poised at the moment before her forward lunge, her own gaze fastened intently on Billy's sweating, heaving body beneath her.

"That's it, Billy," Trini urged. "Drive Kim crazy; make her join us." She held Kim's eyes with her own masterful stare and almost snarled, "Is this how we want to see Jason fuck him, Kim?" The Yellow Ranger drove her cock slowly, relentlessly into Billy, rotating her hips, fucking him in the powerful rhythm that Kimberly remembered from their shower, that she recognized as Jason's strong, teasing tempo.

Billy released Kim's wrist and he cried, "God, please, Kimberly, help me...touch me...."

Kim saw that Billy's hands were now supporting his legs, holding himself open to Trini, and his cock pulsed in the open air, a stream of clear wetness trailing down and around the thick shaft. Her own sex was also demanding attention. She shifted, swinging her leg gracefully over Billy's head and planting her pussy firmly onto Billy's face. She practically howled as she felt his tongue laving her wet lips, her hips grinding, urging his efforts toward the hard knot of her clit. She stretched forward, meeting Trini's mouth in a fiery kiss, moaning as her girlfriend sucked and bit at her tongue, squealing as Billy's lips began to suck and bite at her clit. With a gasp, Trini released her mouth, and the Pink Ranger moved lower, first to tease and nip at the Yellow Ranger's hot, sweat-slick nipples, then finally to taste the juices flowing from the soft head of Billy's cock.

Kim had to stretch wide to engulf the head of Billy's rod öhe seemed thicker than everö and for the moment she settled for running her tongue up and down the meaty shaft while she reveled in the attention Billy was lavishing on her pussy. She cupped his balls in her hand, squeezing them together, sucking them one by one into her mouth, lapping up the musky flavor, until she felt her thighs trembling. She forced the tip of Billy's dick back into her mouth, her lips clamping around the velvety flesh even as her thighs clenched tight around Billy's head, holding him to one burning spot.

Her orgasm shook them both. Kimberly's scream was muffled by the hard phallus edging further into her mouth, sliding deeper down her throat as Billy, rocked by Trini's thrusting cock, bucked beneath the Pink Ranger's tiny, thrashing body.

As Kim's orgasm slowed, she opened her eyes and popped Billy out of her mouth. "Come on, Trini," she urged breathlessly, "Fuck him, make him come for us!"

Trini's own eyes were closed tightly, and the lithe muscles of her arms and stomach strained with barely controlled energy. The Yellow Ranger was positively glowing with lust as she plundered their friend's ass, her thrusts coming faster, harder, and Billy struggled to match her, meeting each lunge, fucking himself on Trini's cock.

Kim grasped Billy's cock in both fists, working the shaft up and down, trying to match her friend's furious pace, trying desperately to hold on to their heaving forms. Suddenly, Trini thrust deeply, pulling Billy's hips hard against her own, groaning, her head thrashing back and forth, her tits swaying, and Billy's cock erupted in Kim's hands, the hot spunk coating Kimberly's tits, the next pulse flowing over her fingers. She could hear Trini's wracking sighs as she bent to lap at the still swollen cock, sending another bout of shivers through Billy. She finished cleaning his tool, then continued her tongue bath over his sensitive, twitching balls until she felt hands tangling in her hair, urging her forward, upward over Trini's hot, honeyed skin. The sweet, spicy taste of Trini's exertions mingled with the salty muskiness of Billy's orgasm as she lapped her way up her girlfriend's naked body. Finally the two were staring one another in the eye, still breathing hard, Trini's strong fingers still brushing through Kim's disheveled locks. Kim reached out to cup Trini's face in her hands, stroking her cheeks, then met her in a lingering kiss, sharing the flavors of her friends' love-making.

Kim and Trini finally broke their kiss when they felt Billy shifting and stretching beneath them. The three teens collapsed together onto Billy's bed, its narrow confines forcing them to cuddle closely. Billy lay in between, still recovering, and his two friends absently played with his nipples, sneaking in a few playful tickles in between tired, satisfied kisses.

Billy and Trini sighed contentedly, their eyelids drooping, until Kimberly complained poutingly, "Hey, no one goes to sleep until I've been fucked too!"

She attacked her friends' ribs in earnest, tickling them both until their squirming finally bounced her over the edge of the bed.

"Sorry, Kim," Trini giggled. The Pink Ranger climbed back onto the bed, then pounced on her friends. "So, who do you want?" Trini inquired archly.

Kim looked from Billy to Trini, biting her lip as she contemplated her choices, then said decisively, "Both, of course! But let's have some lunch first. I want you two at full strength!"

"You know," Billy began hesitantly, "Kim is staying the night, since my dad will be away all weekend.... Would, would you like to stay too, Trini?"

Trini smiled at Billy's shy proposal, then winked at Kim and said, "Sure, I guess you still want to run some experiments on me, huh?"

"Oh, no," Billy protested. "I have another project I'm working on, and besides, I...I think you've just successfully passed any test I could possibly devise." Kim nodded in eager agreement. "But I do need some assistance with an experiment I've been concocting."

"Is that what I made you drop this morning when I goosed you?" Kim inquired, evoking muffled giggles from Trini.

"Yes, and I believe I've resolved the formula's corrosive effects. The answer came to me when we were...that is, I just thought of it. If my theory is correct, the substance should become quite slippery."

Kim grinned mischievously. "Let's get to work then. And maybe later we should invite Jason and Zack over. We could use a couple of guinea pigs." The Pink Ranger's grinned broadened as she reached out to fondle Trini's rapidly reviving cock. "Besides, we need to introduce them to the newest 'member' of our team!"

End