Kat slowly comes to his side, he roughly grabs her arm and grins at Tommy.

Billy: See yuh.

He teleports away, still holding tightly to Kat. Tommy just lies there, stunned, for a second. Then he realizes something.

Tommy: Wait a minute! He was blue!

The Power Chamber:
Billy materializes with Kat, Alpha runs up to greet them.

Alpha: Billy! Katherine! What are you doing here?
Billy: Didn't I tell you? We're going to have a party.
Kat: A party?
Alpha: I love parties!
Billy: Oh, and this one will be the best party ever! We'll have cake, ice cream, and lots of fireworks.
Kat: Fireworks? Billy--
Billy: Ah-ah-ah! (places his finger over her lips) No talking! You'll see soon enough.

Billy takes off his flannel and winces as the cloth scrapes against the burn. Some blackened skin flakes off and falls to the floor of the Power Chamber.

Kat: Oh my God...
Billy: Disgusting, isn't it?
Kat: Yes.
Billy: Looks painful, doesn't it?
Kat: (fearfully) Yes.
Billy: You'd hate to have an injury like this, wouldn't you?
Kat: Yes?
Billy: Good. Alpha, bring me the blowtorch, please.
Kat: Blowtorch?
Billy: Take off your shirt.
Kat: What?!
Billy: Take it off. Now. We're gonna play fireman.
Kat: Oh please... please no.
Billy: Ooooh yes, my dear. You can be the burning building, and I'll be the heroic fireman who puts you out. What no one knows, of course, is that the heroic fireman is the one who set the fire in the first place. Do you know why, Katherine?
Kat: No. Billy, please--
Billy: Because he liked it when people told him what a hero he was. Why don't you tell me what a hero I am?

Alpha waddles up and hands Billy the blowtorch.

Alpha: Here you go, Billy.
Kat: Alpha!
Alpha: I am sorry, Katherine, but I must obey Billy's orders. I am programmed to be his loyal assistant.
Kat: Billy, you can't do this!
Billy: Take the damn shirt off before I burn it off!
Kat: (takes the shirt off slowly, tears rolling down her cheeks) Billy, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to--
Billy: Can it. The heroic fireman looks up at the building.

He appraises Kat's body critically.

Billy: "Not bad," the fireman says. "Could be better built, but here in the projects you can't expect much anyway."

He turns on the blowtorch, pointing it away from Kat.

Billy: The heroic fireman readies himself to set the fire. He knows there are many people inside the building... Many people he can save from certain death.
Kat: Don't do this. I'm begging you!
Billy: I love hearing you say those words. This is gonna be fun!

The blowtorch comes closer and closer to Kat's exposed skin.

Kat: (an octave higher, almost a squeal) Billy!
Billy: I told you to shut up.
Kat: (babbling) Please! I'm sorry! I was wrong! You were right! I'm just a stupid female! I-
Billy: (raises his fist) Shut up, Bitch! (points to ante-chamber) Get in there, right now!
Kat: I-
Billy: NOW!!

Kat flinches and starts backing up towards the room, watching the blowtorch as one would watch a poisonous snake.

Billy: Alpha, block out all teleportation signals. Redirect them back to Rocky's house. No one is to disturb us until I come out.
Alpha: You got it Billy.
Billy: (with a beatific smile) Yes, I do don't I? (grins at Kat) Move Bitch!

Kat turns and runs into the room glancing over her shoulder to see if he is following her.

Billy: Good girl. Although you haven't acted very lady-like lately. I don't think you deserve to be called a girl anymore. I think...Dog is a better term, don't you? Yes, Dog will do nicely. When you are house-broken, you'll be ready to take part in my plans for you.
Kat: Dog? Please, Billy-
Billy: I didn't give you permission to speak, Dog.

Billy walks into the room, closing the door behind him. Alpha goes to work, pushing buttons on the control panel and turning dials and so forth. He switches off his audio sensors to block out the screams that are inevitable. Humming a tune he can't hear, he concerns himself with minor things, waiting for morning.
Kat is standing in the center of the room, looking fearfully at Billy.

Billy: Now before we play "fireman", we're going to play "drum major". Won't that be fun? (turns off blowtorch) Detail to the ready.
Kat: Drum major? Billy, I-
Billy: TO THE READY!

Kat bites her lip and assumes the ready position, feet spread shoulder width, left hand clasped over her right fist in front of her body at waist level, head down.

Billy: Detail, AH ten HUT!

Kat snaps to the attention position, left foot sliding into the right foot, hands sliding on a pivot point to have them pointing to the sky, with the left hand covering the right fist. Her head snaps up and she stares off into nothingness with great intensity.

Kat: Hut!
Billy: Detail, to your knees!

Kat drops to her knees, still in the attention position. Billy walks around to her back, appearing every inch a drum major.

Billy: Good dog. Detail, on your face!

Kat leans forward and drops to the floor. Her head down, hands spread shoulder width apart, back straight. Billy reaches into his pocket and takes out a length of chain leash and a choke chain. With an almost delicate motion, he brushes aside Kat's wealth of hair and attaches the choke chain collar around her neck; he connects the chain leash to a metal ring on the collar.

Billy: There. Every good dog should wear a leash. We wouldn't want our dog to run out in the street and get hit by a car, would we? Hey that gives me an idea. I'll have to do that. Detail, at ease. There, now that we've played drum major, it's time to play fireman. (Kat stands up, Billy flips on blowtorch) The fireman doesn't feel so bad about burning the building anymore. He has checked with the manager and there's only one person left in the building tonight. So he'll save that one person and he'll be a hero.
Kat: (fear raging in her face) Please!!
Billy: And here's the small fire that will ignite the whole building.

Billy uses the blowtorch and sets fire to Kat's shirt which she had tied about her waist. Kat moves to smother the flames, but Billy interferes.

Billy: DON'T MOVE!!!

Kat freezes, watching the flames slowly engulf her shirt and feels the tongues of fire start to lick at her jeans. The heat is becoming unbearable.

Kat: (shrieking) Billy!!!

Billy stands there and watches her impassionately. With a sudden scream, the fire eats through the material of her jeans and starts to scorch her legs. Billy watches for another three seconds, listening to her scream, and lunges at her, knocking her to the floor and rolls her around to smother the flames. After a few seconds, the flames are gone and Kat is laying on the floor, breathing heavily with the charred remains of her clothes scattered around her. Billy stands up.

Billy: And now, Dog, on your face.

Kat moves slowly, the pain evident on her face, to rest on her hands and knees before Billy. With a slight jerk on the leash, he commanded her.

Billy: Heel!

Billy walks around the room, Kat following clumsily on her hands and knees. The reddened skin of her upper legs and lower torso began to throb unmercifully. She began to cry.

Billy: Oh knock it off. I'm sure you've been in pain before. It must have hurt when the Asshole knocked you up for the first time.
Kat: (tearfully) Who?
Billy: Tommy.
Kat: Oh.
Billy: (not really asking) I'm sure that there was a lot of pain, but it was over quickly wasn't it? And it was followed by such sweet pleasure.
Kat: (quietly) I never.. did it.. with him.
Billy: What was that? I could've sworn that you just told me you'd never slept with him.
Kat: (quietly) He wasn't interested in that. All he wanted was a pretty thing to have on his arm so he could cover up the fact that he preferred going out with little boys. He never tried to get me in bed with him.
Billy: But you offered didn't you, you little slut? You flaunted your charms at every turn. And he just didn't care.
Kat: (quietly) Yes. But he never took advantage of my offers.
Billy: (after a pause) Are you a virgin?
Kat: What?
Billy: Well, if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?
Kat: How much more personal can you get?
Billy: Just shut up and answer the question!
Kat: (meekly) Yes. I am.
Billy: And it's been driving you crazy hasn't it? You hear your other friends in school talk about how many guys they had at once over the weekend; you feel left out.
Kat: (subdued) Yes. Their stories always drove me wild with lust. Just hearing some of them made me want to do it wildly all night.
Billy: Do what?
Kat: It.
Billy: Say the words, Dog. Use the word "fuck".
Kat: I wanted to.. to..
Billy: Say it!
Kat: (hurriedly) Iwantedtofuckallnight!
Billy: Slow down, Dog. I want to be able to understand you.
Kat: I wanted to fuck all night long.
Billy: Oh you're going to, my little slut-dog. You're going to...

Rocky's House:
The streaks of red, yellow, and green flew towards the house. With a woosh, they materialized into the shape of three teenagers who were excited and happy.

Rocky: ALL RIGHT!
Adam: Yeah!
Tanya: Umm, guys, shouldn't we be quiet, Rocky's parents might wake up.
Rocky: (smirking) They're out of town for a few days. I've got the whole house to myself. PARTY!!!!
Adam: Party!!
Tanya: Rock on!

Etc, etc. They congratulate themselves a few more times and then there's a pause in the conversation.

Tanya: So Rocky, got anything to drink around here?
Rocky: There's Coke or Pepsi in the fridge. I think we have some orange juice too.
Tanya: No Rocky, I mean anything real to drink.
Rocky: (realizing what she means) Oh! Yeah, I think we could find some of that. Let's look.

They ransack the house, coming up with two liters of eighty proof vodka, a liter of Canadian whiskey, a 12-pack of Samuel Adams, a bottle of 151, and some fine Australian wine (eight bottles of this and you're really finished!).

Tanya: Ok guys, let's get drunk and screw!
Adam: (turning a furious shade of purple) Uhh..
Tanya: I was kidding Adam. At least about the screw part.
Adam: (still blushing) Whatever.
Tanya: But I wasn't kidding too much.

Tanya grabs two cans out of the 12-pack. She crosses the room and pushes Adam down into a chair and immediately sits in his lap, cooing seductively. Adam turns a deeper shade of red (If that were possible) and suddenly Tanya squeals.

Tanya: Is that a hiking staff in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Adam turns another shade of red and starts to shake uncontrollably.

Tanya: Oh hell! Here Adam, drink.

She pops the beer and shoves it into his hand. He downs it in about three seconds without stopping for breath. His shaking stems noticeably. Rocky is waiting with another beer. He downs that in four seconds and his shaking is gone. With a stupid grin, he lifts his third beer and chugs it in six seconds. He lurches forwards and buries his face in Tanya's chest. Rocky downs two beers in rapid succession. Tanya throws back her head and Rocky pours her beer and another one down her throat. She swallows it all except for a mouthful which she begins to gargle. Rocky snorts and grabs another can. He downs it rapidly and lurches over for more. Grabbing the remaining four beers, he lurches back and hands one to Adam, one to Tanya, and downs one of the two that remain. Tanya pops hers and she and Adam pour beer into each other's mouths. Rocky has picked up the last beer. With a pop, it's open and he's lurching forward again. Slowly, he moves as if to pour it down Tanya's throat, but he misses and the entire can pours her front, soaking her t-shirt, revealing the fact that she is not wearing a bra. Adam is getting bug-eyed.

Tanya: (slightly slurred) Was that the last beer?
Rocky: Yup. Let's start on the wine.

Within minutes, they're sitting in chairs with "wine glasses" (they have wine in them and they're made of glass) toasting everything they can think of. Soon the wine is gone and they open the bottles of vodka.

Rocky: (slurred, lifting his bottle) Raish your can of beere on high, and scheel your fate ferever. Our best years will pash us by, the golden age of leather.
Adam: Rock- Rock- Rocko, that's not a beer.
Rocky: Scho what? Wassit matter?

The vodka is soon gone. All that remains is the liter of whiskey and the bottle of 151. Tanya falls out of her chair and stumbles over to the whiskey.

Tanya: This belongs to me'n Adam.
Adam: Yeah!

Adam takes the bottle and drinks. He passes it to Tanya and she drinks, and pass, and drink, and pass. Finally there is about half a bottle left. Adam gets a silly look on his face and he quite deliberately up-ends the bottle over Tanya. The whiskey pours down, soaking her hair and running down her body to soak her undergarments.

Rocky grabs the 151 and looks around at the other eleven people in the room.

Rocky: Ish mine! You can't have it! (drinks) Damn that's good!
Adam: Bring it over here! I want some!
Tanya: (whispers in his ear) You can have all you want. All you want.

Adam is too drunk to blush, but can you imagine how he'd look if he were sober and heard that? Rocky staggers over and hands the bottle to the third Adam on the left. It crashes to the floor where it is quickly retrieved by Tanya. Rocky spins on his heel and crashes to the floor, passed out. Tanya somehow makes her way to her feet and drags Adam up behind her. She leads him towards the bedroom with bottle in hand...

The hospital:
Tommy has been unable to fall asleep. He keeps pondering what has happened. Every time he is about to fall off, he thinks, "He was BLUE!!" and wakes up. Finally, he throws back the blankets and reaches for his bedpan. (Eeeew!) He uses it and does whatever with it. With a sigh, he puts his arms behind his head and stares out the window.

Tommy: I wonder if Kat's all right. Billy's a complete nut. There's no telling what he'll do to her. I've got to do something. If he hurts her, I- I'll-
Voice: You'll what hotshot?
Tommy: Billy? Is that you?
Voice: (no answer)
Tommy: Just my thoughts playing tricks on me. (giggles) Maybe I'm going nuts too. That'd be a welcome change. I'm kind of getting tired of being the serious one.
Voice: That's what Billy said. He said, "I'm sick of being this way. I want a change."
Tommy: How do you know that?!
Voice: I talk to him all the time. He thinks I'm a part of him, but I'm not.
Tommy: What are you?
Voice: I'm the essence of change. I am the one who encouraged Billy to take action on his frustration. It was I who allowed the Alliance to learn the location of this fully armed and operational battle station!
Tommy: Huh?
Voice: Sorry, wrong script. But it was me who encouraged all of these things. And now that the change has occurred, it's time for me to depart.
Tommy: But what will happen to us?
Voice: Well, Billy will remain the way he is. He will lead your little group through fear and violence. You will remain out. The others will turn against you until finally only you and Katherine remain true to the teachings of Zordon. But as we speak, he is working against her. You will be alone and forced to bear that burden your whole life. The others will become a more effective fighting force and will go on to become legends. (pause) At least that's if my brother Chance doesn't show up. But he's busy in M-51. Anyway, it's been fabulous talking with you old boy. I must be off.
Tommy: Wait!

But Change doesn't. He is gone, never to return to Tommy again. Tommy thinks about the words of Change and turns over to cry into his pillow.

Meanwhile, not too far away, two teens lie in a tangle on a queen size bed. One is a young, innocent looking African girl, the other an even more innocent looking Asian boy. However, their positions are anything but innocent....

Adam: (moans, shifts a little) Oooowwww, my head! (rolls over and realizes there's someone next to him) What?
Tanya: Turnoffa lights! Who... Adam?
Adam: Oh... my... God....
Tanya: shriek Adam!!!
Adam: Ow, not so loud!
Tanya: (whispered) What did we do last night?
Adam: (blushing furiously) What does it look like we did last night?!
Tanya: Oh my God....
Adam: (eyes unable to look away from Tanya's chest) I'll say.
Tanya: Mmm-hmm. Where are we?
Adam: (looks around) Looks like... Rocky's parents' room?! We gotta get out of here!

They hurriedly throw on the clothes scattered about the room and stumble painfully down the steps.

Adam: Rocky?
Tanya: Here, boy!
Adam: Rocky? Ow! (stumbles over something on the floor) Found him.
Tanya: Rocky, are you alive?
Rocky: Noooo..... I am so verrrry dead...
Adam: Yeah, I feel like crap.
Tanya: Are you kidding? I feel like SHIT!!!
Adam & Rocky: Not so loud!!

Power Chamber:
Alpha jumps as a heavy hand falls on his shoulder.

Alpha: Ai-yi-yi! Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
Billy: Can it, tin-man. It's me.
Alpha: Oh! (turns his audio sensors back on) Good morning Billy.
Billy: Well... it could be better. Locate the other rangers for me, Alpha.
Alpha: They're on the viewing screen.... now!

Billy shakes his head as he sees Adam, Rocky, and Tanya all sitting at Rocky's kitchen table, heads in hands, trying to chug glasses of raw egg, Worchestershire sauce, and orange juice.

Billy: They're doing it all wrong. That's not the way to get rid of a hangover. Teleport them here, Alpha.
Alpha: Teleporting now, Billy.

Three shocked teens appear in the center of the Power Chamber.

Adam, Rocky, & Tanya: Owwwwwwww!
Billy: Salutations. I trust you had an enlightening night?
Adam: Oh, yeah. Verry enlightening.
Tanya: Too bad we can't remember it.
Adam: We'll have to recreate the circumstances.
Rocky: Oh, I'm gonna barf.
Billy: No time for that. We have work to do.
Tanya: What work? We blew King Mondo and his goons all the way to robot Hell!
Billy: True, but what of the other evil empires floating around out there? Lord Zedd and Rita are still out there. So's Master Vile. Our job won't be done until all of them are gone.
Rocky: Sounds cool but I am really gonna barf.
Billy: Use that urn over there. (points to a smallish urn-like-thing sitting on an out-of-the-way shelf.)

Rocky lurches to the shelf, whips open the thing, and... well, you know.

Tanya: Hey, isn't that Zordon's dumpster?
Billy: Yep.
Adam: Euwww....
Rocky: Sorry, Zordon... Urph!

At the hospital:
Tommy lies still, staring at the ceiling. Two doctors and a nurse are standing by his bedside.

Male Doctor: Thomas! Can you hear me?
Female Doctor: (waves her hand in front of his face) Tommy, we want to talk to you.
Nurse: He's catatonic.
Male Doc: His pulse and breathing are normal....
Female Doc: Temperature slightly elevated.
Nurse: I'm telling you, he's just catatonic!
Male Doc: What did you say?
Nurse: Cat-ta-ton-nic! He is catatonic!
Female Doc: But why?
Nurse: How should I know? Maybe because his girlfriend broke up with him.
Male Doc: What do you know about that?
Nurse: I saw her leave here early this morning with another guy.
Female Doc: That cute blond guy?
Nurse: That's the one. He was clinging to her like... well, like he didn't want to let her go.
Tommy: (moans) Oh My God....
Male Doc: I knew he wasn't catatonic!!!

Power Chamber:
Rocky is lying on his back on the floor, clutching his stomach. Adam and Tanya are leaning up against a control panel, she's in his lap. Billy is tinkering with said control panel, sending annoyed glances their way every once in a while.

Billy: Would you mind moving out from under me? I'm trying to get some work done, here!
Adam: Hmmmm?
Tanya: What?
Billy: Brother. Never mind. Rocky, I need that screwdriver.
Rocky: Wha-? Huh?
Billy: For crying out--. I'll get my dog to fetch it for me.
Tanya: Dog?
Billy: (yells out) Here, doggy-doggy! (whistles)

The door to the ante chamber slides open and Kat crawls out on all fours, a leather collar around her neck, a salami in her mouth, and a long piece of fabric somehow stuck on her backside. She's wearing a ratty sweat suit.

Kat: (drops the salami) Rowf?
Adam: Oh my God...
Billy: Fetch me that screwdriver over by Rocky.
Kat: Rowf. (crawls over to Rocky and picks the screwdriver up with her mouth. Totes it obediently back to Billy)
Billy: (takes it and pats her on the head) Good dog.
Kat: Rowf. (Sits down and begins panting happily.)
Rocky: What? Kassadog?
Billy: Quite a good dog, too. She can do tricks. Roll over, doggy!

Kat rolls over.

Billy: Speak!
Kat: Rowf!
Billy: Play dead!

Kat plays dead.

Billy: Fireman!

Kat stands and begins rubbing her body up against his.

Kat: Oooh, Mr. Fireman, you are so heroic. I have a fire I need you to put out....
Tanya: Oh, now I'm going to be sick.
Billy: I think Rocky left enough room in Zordon's dumpster for you.
Adam: Euwww!
Billy: All right, Doggy, down!

Kat obediently sits back down.

Rocky: So whaddareya gonna do wifver?
Billy: With Kat? Well... (looks down at her for a second) I'll probably give her to Tommy.
Tanya: Really?
Billy: Yeah. Dogs take too much maintenance, you know? You gotta feed 'em, walk 'em... He can have 'er.
Alpha: Shall I teleport Katherine to the hospital?
Billy: In a minute. (to Kat) You hear that? You can go. Keep Tommy company for a while. Let him know you're all right.
Kat: (stands, speaks humbly) Thank you, Billy.
Billy: Whatever. Teleport her now, Alpha.
Alpha: Teleporting now.

Kat disappears.

Rocky: So is she still on the team?
Billy: Yeah, I guess. I'd prefer someone else, but that can wait. She's learned her lesson, at any rate.
Tanya: Hey, that's right! How's your... burn?
Billy: What, that? Alpha took care of our burns last night.
Adam: "Our" burns?
Billy: Kat had a little accident with a blowtorch. Nothing serious, really.
Adam: Oh. Say, can we leave now?
Billy: sigh I suppose. I need time to formulate a further plan of action anyway. I'll contact you if need be.
Tanya: Right. Come on, Rocky!
Rocky: Wha-?
Billy: Brother. Alpha, teleport him home, will you?
Alpha: You got it, babe.
Billy: What?
Alpha: Never mind.

Rocky teleports out in a flash of red, Tanya and Adam soon follow.

Billy: Now to pay a visit to the hospital.

Rocky's House:
Rocky is laying on his couch, moaning theatrically. The front door opens.

Rocky's Mom: Rocky, we're home!

Rocky sits up with a bolt and winces as pain floods his head. Rocky's parents walk into the living room.

Mom: Rocky? I- Aaah!! What have you been doing?!!
Dad: All right young man, start explaining and start explaining now!
Rocky: I- (moans)
Dad: (picks up a beer bottle) (disgustedly) Don't bother; let me guess. You had some friends over and decided to raid the liquor cabinet. You all had a lot to drink and now you're hung over. (Rocky manages to nod) That's it, young man, you are grounded for the next month. There will be no driving, no parties, no phone calls, no extra-curricular activities, no TV, no fun, is that understood?!
Rocky: But Dad, my karate class-
Dad: Is ended. You will not be taking any more students after your current class is ended. You will instruct them for what they have paid for and you will not sign anymore students up. Your days as a karate teacher under my roof are over. (disgustedly) What a great example you must be to your students. (mimicking) After every practice, go home and get drunk, it builds stamina. (end mimic) Now get out of my sight.

Rocky stands and staggers to his room. The door closes and his father can hear the sound of sobs. He shrugs it off and begins to pick up the various implements used last night.

Dad: Whole damn house smells like alcohol.
Mom: (from bedroom) Aaah!!

In his room, Rocky hears the scream and knows what has happened. With a sigh, he teleports out, five seconds before his mother bursts in.

Mom: What the hell went on here last night?!! (looks around) Rocky? Are you here? Where the hell did you go?

Adam's Room: About 10 o'clock a.m.
Adam and Tanya are crumpled together on his bed. They are in pain, trying to clear the fuzziness from their brains and are having very little success.

Adam: I can't think straight.
Tanya: Neither can I.
Adam: Is there any cure for hangovers?
Tanya: Not that I know of.
Adam: Well I can't remember anything about last night. Can you?
Tanya: No. Well, you said you wanted to recreate the circumstances. We're both sober, we're alone in your room, your parents are at work until 6. Let's do that.
Adam: (blushing) Umm... sure, I-

Whatever he is going to say is cut off as Tanya's lips cover his, her tongue trying to find out what his throat tastes like. Adam is shocked for a minute, then responds, attempting to discover if you can tie two tongues into a knot. Clumsily, Tanya pushes Adam onto his back and starts to unbutton his pants.
Narrative Interlude: I'm sure you all have sufficiently sick imaginations. You've read this far, I'm sure you can figure out what happens.
They are in the middle of "It" when there is a flash of red light and Rocky appears. Tanya immediately dives under the covers as Rocky slumps to the floor. Adam sits straight up.

Adam: (majorly po'd) What the hell are you doing here?
Rocky: Escaping parental wrath.
Adam: (outraged) Then go someplace else! I'm in the middle of something here!
Rocky: (glances towards lump under the covers) Oh. Sorry. I didn't think you guys would be up to that this early. Bye. (teleports out).
Adam: The nerve! How could he- Oooh!

While he is ranting, Tanya has repositioned herself under the covers.

Starchy British General (SBG): Right! Stop that sketch! It's sick! Now move on to something a little less smutty. Ready! Wait for it! Now!
Adam: You were incredible.
Tanya: You weren't so bad yourself. So does this mean we're officially an item?
Adam: Huh? Oh, yeah. I guess we kinda are. It's great to be going with you.
Tanya: Same here. (pauses) How, uh... how did, uh...
Adam: What?
Tanya: How.. big.. did it actually get?
Adam: What? Oh! I think it's got to be about eleven inche-
SBG: Right! That's it! That's the end of it! Stop the sketch! Now let's have something wholesome. Something like some marching, perhaps.
Adam: But it was just getting interesting!

Angel Grove Hospital:
Tommy has not moved. He is still laying on his bed, looking very catatonic. He doesn't notice the door open or see the figure holding a leash walk in.

Voice: Hello Tommy. Happy birthday.
Tommy: (no response)
Voice: (slightly irritated) Get up Tommy. I'm taking you out of here.
Tommy: (no response)
Voice: Hmmm. I think the "cold nose in the back" trick will get him up. Don't you, Dog?
Dog: Rowf!

There is the sound of something crawling across the floor. Tommy jumps as he feels a cold something touch his side.

Tommy: Aah!

He looks up to see Billy standing at the foot of his bed. Kat is on all fours at the side of the bed with an ice cube in her hand.

Billy: Finally. Now get up. You're leaving.
Tommy: I'm not going anywhere with you, you sicko. What have you done to Kat? By God, if you've harmed her, I'll-
Billy: You'll do what, hotshot? Hurt me? I don't think so. Now get up before I get you up. And I won't be gentle like the nurses are.

Tommy looks at Billy with absolute hatred. He looks at Kat and sees her crouched at the side of the bed with a hopeless expression on her face. His face becomes outraged as he takes in her tangled and disheveled hair, the smudges and bruises on her face, the ratty clothes, the tail, and the completely and utterly defeated look she has.

Tommy: What. Did. You. Do. To. Her.
Billy: I'll explain later. Now get dressed.

Tommy is perplexed. What did he do to Kat? I'll go along with him to find out and then, WHAM! He gets out of bed and begins to pull on his clothes.

Tommy: Where are we going?
Billy: (pleasantly) That's none of your concern, Asshole. All you have to do is listen to orders. My orders.

Tommy is finished dressing and sees for the first time, the leather collar and the leash.

Tommy: (astonished) Kat? Why are you letting him do this to you?
Kat: Rowf!
Tommy: Oh my God.
Billy: Yes, yes. Now let's go. (grabs Tommy's arm) Teleporting.

They vanish in streaks of Blue, Pink, and the standard white of normal humans.
Three columns of light appear in the middle of a prairie. Tommy jerks his arm away from Billy's grasp and turns, fury in his eyes.

Tommy: Where are we? Why are we here?
Billy: Sit girl. Stay. (Kat sits and stays) Where? Surely you recognize this place, Green Ranger.
Tommy: Green Ranger? I- gasp (hisses) Here!
Billy: Yes, Tommy. This is the place where TurbanShell drained away the last of your Green Ranger energies. It was here that you ceased to be the Green Ranger and once again became Tommy Oliver. (accusing) It was here that you threw away what was one of the greatest Powers. It was here that you destroyed one of the sacred spirit beings. The Green Dragon once ruled the skies, majestic and fierce. Because his was given to guard you, who foolishly squandered his strength and power, he dwindled and became less. And here, when you insisted upon using the last of the Green Power, you drove the lance into the heart of the mighty dragon and slew him!
Tommy: But I didn't! The Energy was stolen from me and-
Billy: Silence! You are not worthy to speak the name of that noble creature. Kneel before me, ex-Ranger, and hear the list of your crimes.
Tommy: Crimes? I-
Billy: Silence! Katherine! Bind him fast.
Kat: (with a dreadful gleam in her eyes) Yes, Billy!

Kat steps forward with one hand reaching into her pocket. She pulls out a pair of handcuffs and walks behind Tommy. Tommy moves away and faces them both.

Tommy: That's not very funny, Kat. Knock it off. Take me out of here.
Billy: Kat! Tommy is a Fireman!

Upon hearing the keyword, Kat instantly runs to Tommy and plays fireman with him. She rubs her hands all over his body and moans softly, undulating her body next to his. When he is off balance, she leaps up and locks her legs around his waist, pulling him to the ground. Tommy, overcome with lust and the strain of being confined for days in the hospital, goes after her like a pig to the trough. While his left hand is exploring, Kat quickly locks the cuffs around his left wrist and pushes him off of her. With practiced ease, she swings his right arm behind him and locks the other wrist as well. She drags him to his feet, while he struggles, trying to cop a feel.

Billy: Excellent. Heel!

Kat runs to his side and stands waiting expectantly. Billy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a doggy biscuit, which he drops into her hands. She drops to her knees and lies down in the grass, chewing on her biscuit.

Kat: Rowf!

Billy walks over to Tommy and kicks him hard in the back of the knee. Tommy gasps in pain, but manages to stay on his feet.

Billy: I told you to kneel, you stupid ass-hole.

Billy kicks Tommy's other knee. With a gasp, he tries to stay on his feet, but the first kick has weakened the leg and he crashes to his knees.

Billy: Now for your crimes: 1) As the Green Ranger, you forced entry to the Command Center and caused general destruction. 2) Your bumbling efforts to fight Goldar resulted in the burning of the Green Candle, resulting in the loss of the Green Powers. 3) When we did manage to restore those Powers, it banished Zordon and it was only by a sacrifice of our own Energy that brought him back. 4) You squandered the Green Powers, using them foolishly, refusing to stay at the back, insisting on playing the hero. 5) It was the weakening of the Green Powers that left us unable to defeat the Pirantishead and thus, we lost the Dino Zords and the fierce Tyranosaur, the graceful Pterodactyl, the mighty Mastodon, the swift Saber-Toothed Tiger, and the noble Triceratops spirit creatures were all destroyed. 6) You caused the death of the Green Dragon, by way of crime number four. 7) It was despite your weakness that you were chosen to be the White Ranger. As the White Ranger, you ripped the reins of leadership from Jason, one of the only people I have ever admired. 8) When you felt threatened by the presence of Jason and Zack, you pulled strings and managed to get them selected as Ambassadors of Peace. And you sent Trini along because you couldn't stand to see me happy. 9) Your silly-ass antics as the White Ranger led to a defeat at the hands of Rito Revolto, when you refused to retreat and instead completely destroyed the Thunder Zords, killing off the swift Firebird, the noble Lion, the fierce Griffin, majestic Tiger, and the sacred Unicorn. And if killing the Green Dragon weren't enough, you had to kill his cousin the Red Dragon as well. 10) You blundered into traps in the Desert of Despair, causing the loss of the map that led to the Temple. 11) When Rito was planting the Orb of Doom, it was your inability to effectively fight the Tenga Warriors that let him do so. And when we were children and you ran off with the device, they took it away from you, stealing our Power Coins and turning them to powder, destroying our Powers and killing the kissable frog, the mighty ape, the fierce bear, the graceful crane, the majestic falcon, and the dignified wolf. 12) When we obtained the Zeo Crystal, it was you who ripped away my glory as a Power Ranger and turned my color over to a drunken sot who looks terrible in blue and has a bad haircut.

Billy pauses for breath.

Billy: I think that's more than enough. I'm probably leaving out a great deal, but I'm sure it's all written down on your execution order.
Tommy: Execution order...?
Billy: (pleasantly) That's right. The leader of the Power Rangers has ordered your death and I am here to carry out his orders.
Tommy: But I'm the--
Billy: Leader of the Power Rangers? Go to I.H.O.C., man. You stopped being the leader a long time ago. And now to carry out the trial. You have been tried before a panel of your peers. (to the jury) How do you find the defendant?

A flash of Red, Yellow, and Green appears.

Adam: We the jury, having heard the arguments of both sides, have decided both fairly and impartially, the the defendant, Thomas Oliver, is guilty on all counts and is sentenced to immediate execution.
Billy: Is the decision of the jury unanimous?
Adam: It is.
Tanya: It is.
Rocky: It is.
Kat: It is.
Billy: And my vote is the same. And now Thomas Oliver, having been found guilty of the crimes brought against you, you have been sentenced to immediate execution. You will be dispatched shortly.
Tommy: I demand an appeal.
Billy: You don't get an appeal in my court, you scumbag murderer. (to others) Ready?
Rangers: Ready.
Billy: It's Morphin' Time!
Kat: Zeo Ranger I : Pink!
Tanya: Zeo Ranger II : Yellow!
Rocky: Zeo Ranger III : Red!
Adam: Zeo Ranger IV : Green!
Billy: Zeo Ranger V : Blue!

The Zeo Rangers stand in formation before Tommy, on his knees. With a silent signal, the Rangers pull their Zeo Blades and Zeo Blasters. Combining them into the Zeo Laser Blasters, they point them at Tommy's chest.

Tommy: Noooo!

Five streaks of laser light shot towards Tommy, colored Pink, Yellow, Red, Green, and Blue. They converge and touch his chest. With a scream of pain, Tommy is flung backwards. The sweet smell of burned flesh fills the air.

Tommy: Ooooowwww!
Nurse: Thomas! Thomas, wake up! it's just a nightmare, calm down!
Tommy: No! No, please... What? Mom?
Nurse: No, I'm not your mother, I'm a nurse here at Angel Grove Hospital. You've been here for days now, don't you remember?

Tommy looks at the nurse weakly.

Tommy: Days?
Nurse: Just relax, dear, I'm going to give you a little something to help calm you down.
Tommy: No! I don't want to calm down! Leave me alone!
Nurse: Now, Tommy, don't--
Voice: Excuse me, nurse, may I interrupt?

Billy is standing at the doorway, looking more than a little amused. Tommy's eyes widen.

Tommy: Nurse, don't let him in. Please? He'll kill me!
Nurse: Don't be silly! Kill you? He's your friend, don't you recognize him? He's been here every day since you were hurt!
Tommy: Please!
Billy: Nurse, I'm sure if you give me a moment with him, he'll remember.
Nurse: You're probably right. I'll give you a few moments.

The nurse leaves, and Tommy watches Billy fearfully as he approaches the bed.

Billy: My, my, you are jumpy, aren't you?
Tommy: (tensely) What do you want?
Billy: I have a present for you.
Tommy: No! I don't want your silly present!
Billy: Are you sure? Here, doggy!

Kat teleports in, still wearing the sweatshirt with collar and leash.

Tommy: My God....
Billy: Go show your new master how glad you are to see him.
Kat: Rowf!

Runs over to Tommy and starts licking his face.

Tommy: No! Get off me!
Billy: That's not very nice, Tommy. Is it, doggy?
Kat: (wines pitifully)
Billy: Come on, Tommy, I'm taking you out of here.
Tommy: (his voice squeaks with fear) What?
Billy: Get up. We're going for a walk.
Tommy: No! Nurse! Help!
Billy: Oh, shut up.

Billy grabs Tommy's arm and force-teleports him out. The two of the them land in the exact same prairie from Tommy's nightmare. Kat appears soon after.

Tommy: Oh dear God, no.
Billy: Kneel before me, ex-Ranger, and hear the list of your crimes.
Tommy: Oh God. (starts hyperventilating) Oh my God... (falls to his knees out of shock and fear)
Billy: (surprised) My! You're very obedient today! Well, let's go over this, shall we?

Billy proceeds to go over the same list he used in Tommy's dream, with Tommy crying throughout and saying, "Oh God, oh please God, no," etc etc etc. Billy finally finishes.

Billy: How do you plead?
Tommy: Oh God. Oh please God....
Billy: I said how do you plead?
Tommy: Not guilty! Please Billy, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to!
Billy: You're pathetic. The jury finds you guilty on all charges.
Tommy: Oh God. What jury? Where?
Billy: Me. I'm the judge, jury, and executioner.
Tommy: Executioner? Please, Billy, don't kill me! I swear I'll do whatever you say, just don't--
Billy: Kill you? Hahahahaha!

He begins to laugh hysterically.

Billy: Kill him! Doggy, did you hear that? Kill him? Hahahahaha!
Tommy: (weakly) You're not... you're not going to kill me?
Billy: (stops laughing abruptly) No! Death is too good for you, you shit-faced son of a bitch's teat.
Tommy: Bitch's teat?
Billy: I hereby sentence you to wander this prairie for the rest of your days, reflecting back on your crimes against the rangers and the world. Case closed.
Tommy: What?!
Billy: Goodbye, Thomas Oliver.

Billy smirks at Tommy and motions Kat over to his side. She joins him obediently, looking sadly at Tommy.

Billy: You can say goodbye to him, doggy.
Kat: Rowf! (she runs over to Tommy and hugs him tight, whispering in his ear.) I'll miss you, Tommy. (she rejoins Billy, who pats her condescendingly on the head.)
Billy: Shall we go?
Kat: Rowf!

Billy taps his communicator and begins to shimmer a bright blue. Just before he disappears, Tommy leaps forward. With a flash of pale blue light, they disappear from the prairie.
Back in the Power Chamber, he beams of Pink and Blue appear, mingled with a white. The light clears and Billy is standing there with Kat on her leash and Tommy, who backs quickly away from Billy.

Billy: How dare you defy my judgment! You will pay for this outrage!
Tommy: Please Billy! I couldn't face that fate. I-
Billy: Shut up! (pauses) You leave me no choice. Doggy, stay here. You, come with me.
Tommy: I'm not going anywhere with-
Billy: We've had that discussion. Now let's go.

Billy grabs Tommy's arm and they disappear form the Power Chamber to rematerialize in the quarry outside of town. Tommy jerks his arm free and turns to face Billy. They stand for long moments staring into each others eyes, trying to discern some weakness, some flaw. They find none.

Tommy: So it finally comes down to this.
Billy: (mocking) Oh mighty leader, please don't hurt me! Please forgive me cause you screwed up! I'm not worthy to lick your boots clean master! Let me be a rug for you, your highness! (end mock) Yes it comes down to this. I hope you've made your peace with God, cause you're going to meet him in a few minutes.
Tommy: I've been waiting for this moment, Fruitcake. Now you will pay for what you've done to me, Kat, and the team. And when it's over, I'm going to take back my Zeonizer and buy a whole new wardrobe.
Billy: Don't be stupid! You looked okay in green, but white made you look silly and red is just plain ridiculous. You'd look even worse in blue. (Intense) I am the only person fit to wear the Blue!
Tommy: (with a dreadful gleam in his eyes) Then let's get it on, tough guy.
Billy: (also with a gleam) Yes, let us indeed. (a look of sly cunning comes to his face) What say we start this off fairly. I throw up this can (holds up a soda can) and when it hits the ground, we start fighting.
Tommy: Whatever!

Billy tosses the can up in the air. Tommy's eyes follow it and he is taken totally by surprise by the fist that plunges into his stomach.

Billy: Begin.

Without pausing for Tommy's reply, he drives a knee right into Tommy's face. Tommy's head snaps up and Billy lands a doubled fist into the back of his neck. Tommy crashes to the ground.

Billy: Get up, you asshole. I'm gonna kick your ass.

Tommy starts to rise, apparently not fast enough for Billy. Billy steps over and drags Tommy to his feet. With a gesture of contempt, he throws him to the ground. Tommy staggers to his feet. With blinding quickness, Billy drives a gouging thumb at Tommy's left eye. Tommy manages to grab Billy's arm and twist away from it, but ends up gasping from a knee to the midsection. With a spinning leg sweep, Tommy crashes to the ground again. As he tries to get up, Billy hauls back and kicks him in the head.

Billy: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!!!! (boots him again) That one was for wrecking the Command Center!! (again) That was for murdering the Green Dragon!! (again) That was for stealing my glory!!! (again) That was for treating Kim like garbage!! (yet again) That was for using the team to bolster your own personal self image!!

Tommy tries to rise each time, but gets immediately kicked down with another "BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!!" When Billy has run out of accusations and breath, Tommy is laying on the ground, a lifeless mass of flesh with blood trickling down his neck and scalp.

Billy: Asshole. Have you had enough? WELL I DON'T CARE!!!! YOU'RE GONNA GET MORE!!!!

With that, Billy rolls Tommy over and proceeds to tie his hands to his knees, so that Tommy is forced to remain in a sitting position. Billy reaches into the sky and pulls a cestus from out of nowhere. Pulling it on, he appraises Tommy's bruised and broken face.

Billy: And so it ends.

Billy curls his fist and slams it full force into Tommy's left eye socket. Tommy falls backwards, with a cry of pain. He is a ridiculous sight with his legs in the air, laying on his back.

Billy: You want to die, don't you Tommy? (Tommy manages to nod) Well you're not going to. I'm going to take you home to Angel Grove Hospital, Psychiatric Ward. They're gonna have a field day with you.
Tommy: (Slowly, slurred) Angelgrove Ospital? Sykiatrikard?
Billy: Yes. You're going to spend the rest of your life in a nuthouse.

Billy unties Tommy and grasps at his communicator. There is a flash of Blue light and they are gone.

Angel Grove Hospital; Psychiatric Ward:
Billy is talking to a receptionist. Tommy is slumped in a chair, unconscious.

Billy: And he went completely ballistic. He tried to attack me and when I got out of his way, he started throwing himself into walls and stuff. He smashed himself over the head with a garbage can, cracked his head against a brick wall, tried to punch out a female jogger... He's insane. I had to clonk him on the back of the head so I could bring him here.

Receptionist: (calling to the back) Harry? I think we got a problem here. (Harry comes over) Kid says his friend over there just went completely ballistic in the park. He checked out of AGH this morning and appeared to be fine. Now he's supposedly throwing trash cans around, running into walls, and jumping joggers.
Harry: Sounds serious. Let's get him in the back and check him out.

Two officials come out with a stretcher and wheel Tommy into the back. Billy turns to the receptionist.

Billy: Will he be all right?
Receptionist: We'll know after the test results. Why don't you go home? There's nothing you can do here except wait. It'd be better if you were with friends during this time.
Billy: All right. Whatever you think best.

The receptionist smiles as Billy turns to leave. When Billy is outside, the worried frown changes to a wicked grin.

Billy: Oh they'll think he's insane all right. "The leader of the Power Rangers tried to kill me!" snort Like they'll believe that.

Billy taps a button on his communicator and disappears in a column of Blue light.

The next day, at the Juice Bar:
Adam, Tanya, and Rocky are sitting at a table. They each have glasses of an unidentified liquid (@) in them. By the expressions on their faces, they are still suffering from the night before last's over-indulgence. Billy enters the bar and moves to sit with them.

Billy: So how are we feeling this morning?
Rangers: Shut up Billy.
Billy: My, aren't we testy. Well I have some news about Tommy.
Rocky: News?
Billy: Yes. I went to see him yesterday and checked him out. We went for a walk in the park and he went balistic. He tried to grab at me and when I got out of his way, he lunged at a jogger. I pulled him off and he started hitting himself with a trashcan and throwing himself at the ground. I hit him on the back of the head and dragged him to the Psychiatric Ward at AGH. I just got the results on the tests they ran on him. Here. (Hands them a copy of said results)

Condition: Subject states that he was once a Power Ranger and that someone stole his "Zeonizer", whatever that is, and used it to steal his Powers and then tried to kill him. States that he's been a Power Ranger since day one, and claims many glories. Testimony of the person who brought him in says that he attacked random people, threw trashcans around, and hurled himself at the ground.
Diagnosis: Subject is obviously insane. On a personal note, this is an entirely new chapter in the psychiatric textbook. He's the nuttiest fruitcake I've ever seen.
Treatment: Life confinement in Stone Canyon House for the Deranged. Monthly evaluations, with corrective drugs. Maybe he'll come out of it. Prognosis: Not hopeful.

They sit and stare at the report, reading and rereading it many times over. They finally look up at Billy, who is calmly sipping his Frostee.

Tanya: Is.. Is this for real?
Billy: Yes. I'm afraid it is. Tommy was committed a few minutes ago. They are transporting him to Stone Canyon as we speak.
Rocky: We don't even get a chance to say goodbye to him?
Billy: Sorry. There wasn't time to tell you. And he's not allowed to have visitors. It's a rule of the House.
Rocky: Well, I don't think I would have wanted to say goodbye to him anyway. He's changed since I first knew him. I personally couldn't stand the guy anymore.
Adam: Same here. He has changed.
Billy: So what's happened? I've been busy with things.
Rocky: Well I got thrown out of my house.
Adam: What?
Rocky: Yeah. My parents came home early and found all the evidence from the celebration party. The final straw was the bedroom. (Accusingly) How did you manage to upend the dresser?
Adam: (blushing slightly) Uhh..
Rocky: Never mind. I don't want to know.
Tanya: So where are you going to live?
Rocky: I don't know. I suppose I could go to DYS-
Adam: Under no circumstances! You're moving in with me. I've got a spare bedroom. My parents will be glad to help you out for a while.
Rocky: You sure?
Adam: Absolutely. I can't have you sleeping on a park bench, now can I?
Rocky: I don't suppose so.
Adam: Good, then it's settled.
Billy: So what about you two?
Tanya: (Slight blush) Well, we're officially an item.
Adam: Uhh...
Billy: Congratulations.
Tanya: So what happened to Kat?
Billy: Oh I left her back at my place. She's going to need someone to care for her now. She's completely incapable of taking care of herself now. I figure that I can have some fun with her, so why not.
Adam: So what's your next project?
Billy: Well I think I'm going to work on my transplanetary trasportation device. Once it's finished, we can go find Zedd and Rita. I guess until it's done, we just live on, waiting for the odd villian and in our spare time, help out charities with cameo appearances. We'll continue our schooling and go to college. Alpha will keep the Power Chamber dust free and have fun inventing new scanning techniques. Tommy will remain in the Stone Canyon House for the Deranged. Life will go on.
Rocky: So our life has become pretty normal, eh?
Billy: Yup.
Rocky: (Reflects) I suppose that's a good thing. I was getting tired of having to sneak out of class and make excuses when the communicators beeped.
Billy: I know. Even my great mind eventually ran out of excuses. Finally I just said "Gotta go." and left.
Adam: (Lifting his glass) A toast. (The Rangers lift their glasses) To the Power Rangers.
Rangers: To the Power Rangers! (They drink, everyone but Billy making a face at the terrible taste of the hangover remedy).

A week later, at Stone Canyon House for the Deranged:
Tommy's cell appears empty. His white uniform is unseen in the darkness. Adam steps closer to the cell bars.

Adam: Tommy? Are you there?
Voice: I am not Tommy!
Adam: (Cautiously) Who are you then?

A white cloaked figure leaps down and stares out at Adam.

Tommy: I am the White Ranger! Ah-heheheh!!! (Insane, maniacal laughter)

Tommy's whips his white cape around his shoulders and starts to rebound off the walls of his padded cell.

Tommy: (Shrieking) I KNOW WHO THEY ARE!!! I ONCE WAS ONE OF THEM!!!

Adam sighs with dissapointment. Touching his communicator, he was gone in a flash of green, just as the security guard came to investigate the sudden noise.
Tommy's insane laughter follows Adam as he leaves the House and returns home. He is not sorry to go. In the House is scary. At home is Tanya and his warm bed. He smiles. Tanya in his warm bed...

Adam's House
Adam and Tanya are curled up in Adam's bed, dead asleep. The door opens slowly and Billy pokes his head in. He grins wickedly.

Billy: Hmmm... I think we need to wake them up.

Rocky pokes his head in too, and makes a face.

Rocky: I dunno. They were doing bad things.
Billy: (Snort) Well, I'm sure they were doing it badly, but it's usually not a bad thing. Let's cause some mischief.
Rocky: What kind of mischief?
Billy: (Another evil grin) Accompany me to the Command Center?
Rocky: All right.

The two boys teleport to the Command Center, and Alpha waddles up to them.

Alpha: Hello, Billy. Rocky. Have you come up with a plan yet to destroy Rita and Zedd?
Billy: Not yet. We have some business to take care of first.

Billy heads over to one of the control panels and begins pushing a bunch of buttons.

Rocky: Whaddarya doing?
Billy: You'll see.

Adam and Tanya appear on the viewing globe, still asleep in bed. The scene switches to the crowded Juice Bar. Rocky's eyes widen.

Rocky: You wouldn't!
Billy: Oh, yes, Rocky, I would.

Billy stabs one last button, and Adam and Tanya appear in the middle of the Juice Bar floor. They both wake up abruptly.

Adam and Tanya: Aaaaaahhhh!
Billy: Heeheehee! Look at them!
Rocky: Do I have to?
Billy: Oh, like you've never seen a naked chick before.
Rocky: (Blushes) Well....
Billy: Really? We'll have to change that.
Rocky: Billy, cut it out.
Billy: I'll have my doggy give you a lesson or two in sexual relations.
Rocky: I don't want your icky dog!
Billy: Yes, she is rather... icky, as you put it... but she'll do anything I tell her to. Even if I were to tell her to...

He begins whispering in Rocky's ear as the boy turns redder and redder.

Rocky: I gotta go. (Abruptly teleports out)
Billy: Heeheehee!
Alpha: Heh-heh. Heh-heh. Oh, Billy you are much more fun than Zordon was. What should we do next?
Billy: I dunno. I'm all out of ideas.
Alpha: You? I hardly think so.
Billy: It's true. Do you realize I've just made almost all of my dreams come true? Tommy's permanently out of the picture, The Machine Empire is toast, Zordon's living out the rest of his days in a used dumpster, AND I got to surprise-teleport two naked people! What else is there?
Alpha: You tell me, Billy. The sky is the limit!
Billy: You're right, Alpha. TO DA MOON, BABY!
Billy and Alpha: TO DA MOON!!