Tee-shirts. How, how we love them. Logos. Slogans. Silly sayings. Nowadays, you can find a tee-shirt for almost any situation. Joey Fatone has certainly collected quite a few humdingers. Well, this challenge is sort of a tribute to funny tee-shirts everywhere.

Criteria: All stories must be about Nsync and/or The Backstreet Boys. Can be slash or gen. Must be inspired by one of the sayings below, though the actual tee-shirt does not have to be featured in the story unless you want it to be.

And that's it! So, without further ado, the tee-shirts!

1. I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?!
2. Not only am I perfect, I'm [Italian/Irish/Kentuckian/etc.] too!
3. If you're lucky enough to be Irish, you're lucky enough.
4. Be naughty. Save Santa a trip!
5. I can only be nice to one person today! Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good, either.
6. To save time, let's just assume I know everything.
7. Handyman's Creed: If at first you don't succeed, use a bigger tool.
8. I suffer from C.R.S. Can't Remember Sh*t.
9. I can fix anything! Where's the duct tape?
10. Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
11. Do not start with me. You will not win.
12. You can either agree with me or be wrong!
13. If we live to be a hundred and three, best friends we still will be.
14. No outfit is complete without [dog/cat/etc.] hair!
15. I'm right, he's wrong, end of story.
16. Marriage is finding that special someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
17. I live in my own little world, but that's OK.... They know me there!
18. Drink Coffee. Do stupid things faster and with more energy.
19. Instant human. Just add coffee.
20. All stressed out with no one to choke!
21. I am not in denial.
22. I know I came in this room for a reason.
23. Please go fascinate someone else!
24. I do what the voices in my head tell me to do.
25. This is as happy as I get.
26. It worries me how dumb you are.
27. I'm retired, but I work part-time as a pain in the ass!
28. I'd love to help you out! Which way did you come in?
29. Jenius.
30. Let's just get this out of the way. I'm sorry, honey.
31. Your lips keep moving, but all I hear is "Blah, blah, blah...."
32. I'm smiling because you're my [brother/sister/cousin/etc/]. I'm laughing because there's nothing you can do about it!
33. I live life with a grain of salt, a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
34. Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full. I just wonder who the hell is drinking my beer!
35. It's not nagging when I'm always right.
36. Please don't interrupt me when I'm ignoring you.
37. So much to do, so few people to do it for me.
38. If I got smart with you, how would you know?
39. I am not obessive. I am not obsessive. I am not obsessive. I am not obsessive. I am not....
40. Future benefits result from hard work. Laziness has immediate effects today.
41. The call me Mr. Raisin Bran, 'cause I irritate the crap out of people.
42. La la la! I can't hear you! La la la!
43. If I sleep, the clowns will get me.... (Contributed by Heather)

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