I've Got A Little Song Here
(Program 12; Filmed 8/66; Broadcast 11/28/66)
Mike gets swindled out of $99.95 by an unscrupulous music publisher who claims that he will place Nesmith's song with top star Joannie Jans. Music includes: "Gonna Buy Me A Dog" and "Mary, Mary."

• Micky: "In 1952, all of America was humming this never to be forgotten hit.... What was the name of that hit?" (173K)
• Mike: "H'lo, Micky? It's Mike! Yeah, listen, I'm at the music publishers! No, he said it was great, man, he's gonna give it to Joanie Jans! I can't talk now, G'bye!" (143K)
• Mike: "Hello, Ma? This is Mike! Yeah, look, I'm at a music publishers'n'he said that my song was great an' he's gonna give it to a big star, look I can't talk now G'bye!" (138K)
• Mike: "Hello Mr. Conway? This is Mike Nesmith, an'-No, Mike Nesmith.... Nes-Mith. Yeah. Well you probably don't remember me but we met on a bus about five years ago. Yeah, well look, I'm at a music publishers'n'he just heard a song I wrote an' he said.... (345K)
• Davy and Mike: "Hey man, will you remember us when you're rich and famous?" ... "Aw, you know I will, Danny." ... "David!" (108K)
• Micky, Davy, and Peter: "This looks like a job for.... MONKEEMEN! Up, Up, and away!" (269K)
• Mike: "Oh, I dunno, I thought I'd sorta just sit around the house and fail." (75K)
• Micky: "Hey Mike...? Wanna see my impression of the inimitable James Cagney?" (89K)
• Micky: "Wanna see my impression of Fred Estaire doing his impression of the inimitable James Cagney?" (83K)
• Peter: "My mother says that you have the best posture of anybody she knows." (75K)
• M.D. (Micky): "Take a memo! Going into production for my new film, The First Ten Days of Pompeii. Have the ads read: 'You've read the book, now see the movie.' Take another memo. Have somebody write a book called The First Ten Days of Pompeii." (345K)