Author's Note: After reading a few of the stories from the Fanfic Shoppe and the private page, I did a little "math" and came up with what I call "Eubanks Equations": put certain color rangers together and you will have whoopee.
Bob Eubanks made the word "whoopee" popular during his first run of "The Newlywed Game". Which is why these are called "Eubanks Equations". The below quote was credited to him during a visit to the set of MTV's then-game show, "Remote Control" after a contestant got out of line.
"Don't let your mouth write a check your butt can't cash."--Bob Eubanks, upon being told by a contestant to let host Ken Ober do the hosting job, to same contestant.

Eubanks Equations
by Pillman

Don Berry
A Different Shade of Blue
Yellow and white equals whoopee.
The More Things Change.... Yellow and white make a lot of whoopee, 2nd gen. WJC makes some with many as well (he scores with Dulcea and several of the first gen. Rangers' children)

Cheryl Roberts
Abduction of the White Ranger
Pink and white make whoopee.
Destruction of the Pink Ranger
Pink and white make more whoopee.
Seduction of the Blue Ranger
Pink and white make whoopee, pink and blue make whoopee, and pink and white and blue make whoopee. (Afterward, it was rumored that white and blue plotted briefly, and after seeing pink, yelled "Pink Sandwich!" and flanked her in a dual embrace. They did the same with one of Pink's friends, also yelling "Sandwich!" ;P Needless to say, Pink and friend had a few plots of their own as well ;P)
Seduction, The Lost Chapter (The Frog Prince Gets Jumped)
Black and yellow make whoopee after getting over a long barrier of shyness on black's part.

Willow Blessing
Shattered
Zeo Green and Platinum Blonde make whoopee. Several times. :)

Robin August
Strained Friendships
Blue and pink make whoopee several times, mostly under duress. Red (2nd) and yellow make whoopee. Blue and pink make whoopee and undo their strains.
Betrayal and Atonement
Red (2nd) and White and blonde make whoopee. Red and blonde make whoopee. White and blonde make whoopee. Pink and blue makes whoopee several times to ease Pink's pain, making Blue "a man" to a point. :)

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