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Legal Disclaimer: Saban owns all the Rangers depicted here, I just borrowed them. Contrary to popular, or not so popular belief, I am not getting paid.
Author's Note: This fic was inspired by a conversation with my mother, of all people [sigh], and I don't own the poem? song? that I'm ripping off. It's pretty obvious which one it is. Merry Christmas to all my fans. MX, Dec 18th, 2001.
T'was the night before Christmas,
When all through the Chamber
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even an legendary interdimensional wizard;
The Turbo Morphers were hung by the pedestals with care,
In the hopes that the Zeo Rangers would soon be there;
Alpha was nestled all snug in his recharging unit
While visions of teddy bears danced in his head;
And Katherine in her 'kerchief and Tommy in his cap,
Had just teleported in for a long winter's nap.
When out in the Zord Holding Bay there arose such a clatter,
Rocky teleported in to see what was the matter.
Away to the Bay the three flew like a flash,
Smashed through the doors, and fell with a crash.
The moon on the line of the ZeoZords,
Gave the lustre of midday to Adam and Tanya falling below,
When, to their wondering eyes did appear,
But a TurboMegaZord, and eight tiny reindeer.
With a driver, who was 100% not St. Nick.
But St. Nick, did appear, with Billy, lively and quick.
More rapid than eagles the MegaZord did disengage,
And Billy whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, Wind Chaser! Hurry up, Dune Star! On, Mountain Blaster!
Come on, Desert Thunder! Not over there, Red Lightning!
To the far end, up near the Zeo Rangers!
Now, SHIFT INTO TURBO!!"
As dry leaves fall from a tree, so did Rocky from his post,
When he met with the floor, so his spine did crack,
So off he went, escorted by Adam, to the hospital.
When Adam came back, so did Justin, too.
And then with a twinkling, they heard a voice,
Telling them 'to reach forth and accept their destiny'
As they raced to the main centre, Alpha was recharged.
Down the tube floated Dimitria with a bound,
She was dressed all in white from her head to her waist,
And her face was all but covered with a mask;
Nothing but questions came from her mouth
And she looked like a Ninjetti, enclad in her dress.
Her hair was shiny! her eyes full of wisdom!
And Alpha coughed 'Tom!'
They turned to Alpha, and he was brand-new
Tanya sighed 'Phew!'
A new voice had he, to continously go 'Yo!'
Justin was searching for a place to go.
They gazed upon the morphers with awe,
And grabbed them off something resembling a door.
Billy had followed them in,
And spat in a very handy bin;
He chuckled and shook his head,
And Alpha lost all feelings of dread;
He spoke not a word, but went to the consoles,
And pushed buttons and finetuned the Zords,
And pushing a button, he teleported out in a streak of bright blue
Muttering something about useless dog doo.
The Turbo Rangers watched in glee
As Divatox appeared in the park, causing everyone to flee
They went to fight, but Dimitria heard them whisper
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL,
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!"