The Henny Youngman Collection of One-Liners

1. Some people tell all they know, others tell a great deal more.
2. Some people approach every subject with an open mouth.
3. The smaller a man's ideas, the more words he uses to express them.
4. Never write when you can talk, and never talk when you can listen.
5. She has a speech impediment. It's always two hours too long.
6. The more a chatterbox talks, the less you listen.
7. My wife never has the last word--she never gets to it.
8. This country needs more good listeners and fewer poor speakers.
9. Some people would say more if they talked less.
10. A good listener is the best talker.