The Y-Zero-K Problem
Translated from a Latin Scroll dated 2 B.C.
Dear Cassius,
Are you still working on the Y-zero-K problem? This change from B.C. to
A.D. is giving us a lot of headaches and we haven't much time left. I
don't know how people will cope with working the wrong way around. Having
been working happily downwards forever, now we have to start thinking
upwards.
You would think that somebody would have thought of it earlier and not
left it to us to sort out at the last minute. I spoke to Caesar the other
evening. He was livid that Julius hadn't done something about it when
he was sorting out the calendar. He said he could see why Brutus turned
nasty. We called in Consultus, but he simply said that continuing downwards
using minus B.C. won't work and-as usual-charged a fortune for doing nothing
useful.
Surely we will not have to throw out all our hardware and start again?
Macrohard will make yet another fortune out of this I suppose. The money
lenders are paranoid of course! They have been told that all usury rates
will inverse and they will have to pay their clients to take out loans.
It's an ill wind.
As for myself, I just can't see the sand in an hourglass flowing upwards.
We have heard that there are three wise men in the East who have been
working on the problem, but unfortunately they won't arrive until it's
all over. I have heard that there are plans to stable all horses at midnight
at the turn of the year as there are fears that they will stop and try
to run backwards, causing immense damage to chariots and possible loss
of life. Some say the world will cease to exist at the moment of transition.
Anyway, we are still continuing to work on this blasted Y-zero-K problem.
I will send a parchment to you if anything further develops. If you have
any ideas please let me know.
Plutonius
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