The 12 Pains of Christmas

The first part of Christmas that's such a pain to me: is finding a Christmas tree!
The second part of Christmas that's such a pain to me: hanging up the lights!
The third part of Christmas that's such a pain to me: hangover...
The fourth part of Christmas that's such a pain to me: getting Christmas cards!
The fifth part of Christmas that's such a pain to me: 5 months of bills!
The sixth part of Christmas that's such a pain to me: facing my inlaws!
The seventh part of Christmas that's such a pain to me: buy me this, buy me that....
The eighth part of Christmas that's such a pain to me: dealing with the children!
The ninth part of Christmas that's such a pain to me: no parking spaces!
The tenth part of Christmas that's such a pain to me: batteries not included!
The eleventh part of Christmas that's such a pain to me: all the Christmas Sales!
The twelfth part of Christmas that's such a pain to me: singing Christmas carols!

Fun, huh? A note: each verse was sung by a different character, and as the song progressed, they varied the lines. For example, by the end of the song, character two (hanging up the lights) was instead screaming, "WHY THE HELL ARE THEY BLINKING?!" Too much fun for words. :-) Oh, and mucho thanks to Matt Williams for reminding me of all that.