Things To Do in an Elevator

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
2. Meow occasionally.
3. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
4. Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
5. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
6. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
7. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
8. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
9. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
10. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
11. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
12. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
13. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
14. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
15. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
16. Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
17. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
18. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
19. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
20. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
21. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
22. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
23. Swat at flies that don't exist.
24. Tell people that you can see their aura.
25. Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
26. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
27. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, Got enough air in there?"
28. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
29. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
30. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
31. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
32. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
33. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
34. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"
35. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
36. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
37. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
38. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie Patrol coming!"
39. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."
40. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
41. Holler "Chutes away!" when the elevator decends.
42. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
43. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
44. Wear "X-ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.