Humor

 

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

[English phrase]   --   [Chinese Interpretation]

Are you harboring a fugitive?   --    Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P.   --    Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man   --    Dum Gai

Small Horse   --    Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?   --    Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table.   --    Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift.   --    Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here.   --    Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed?   --    Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution.   --   Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet.   --    Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone.   --    No Pah King

Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?   --   Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

You are not very bright.   --    Yu So Dum

I got this for free.   --    Ai No Pei

I am not guilty.   --    Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer.   --    Wai Go Nao?

Our meeting was scheduled for next week.   --   Wai Yu Kum Nao

They have arrived.   --    Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight.   --    Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile.   --    Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive.   --    Yu stin ki pu