Great Truths About Life and Proverbs From Children

1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
7. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
8. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
9. Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
10. School lunches stick to the wall.
11. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
12. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
13. The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.

Proverbs
As you shall make your bed so shall you....mess it up.

Better be safe than....punch a 5th grader.

Strike while the....bug is close.

It's always darkest before....daylight savings time.

You can lead a horse to water but....how?

Don't bite the hand that....looks dirty.

A miss is as good as a....Mr.

You can't teach an old dog new....math.

If you lie down with the dogs, you'll....stink in the morning.

The pen is mightier than the....pigs.

An idle mind is....the best way to relax.

Where there's smoke, there's....pollution.

Happy the bride who....gets all the presents.

A penny saved is....not much.

Two's company, three's....the musketeers.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and....you have to blow your nose.

Children should be seen and not....spanked or grounded.

When the blind leadeth the blind....get out of the way.