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Presidential Bumperstickers

Don't Blame Me - I voted for Gore...I Think

Don't Blame Me - I voted for 'em both!

If God Meant Us to Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates

Jews for Buchanan

What popular vote?

My parents retired to Florida and all I got was this lousy President

Disney gave us Mickey, Florida gave us Dumbo

DON'T THROW AWAY YOUR VOTE....
LET KATHERINE HARRIS DO IT FOR YOU

Who is this Chad guy and why is he pregnant.

Here I sit sad and demented, tried to penetrate but only indented.

I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIS DADDY EITHER

IT AIN'T OVER 'TIL YOUR BROTHER COUNTS THE VOTES

The election can't be broken. We just fixed it.

The skies (wheeze) of Texas (cough) are upon you! (choke)

Banana Republicans

George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had

The last time somebody listened to a Bush, folks wandered in the desert for 40 years

Campaign spending: $184,000,000.
Having your little brother rig the election for you: Priceless.