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BOOK

Some brilliant brains have now come up with the ultimate Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge Device called BOOK. The BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere -yet it is powerful enough to hold as much information as a CD-ROM.

Each BOOK is constructed of sequentially numbered sheets of paper (recyclable), each capable of holding thousands of bits of information. These pages are locked together with a custom-fit device called a binder which keeps the sheets in their correct sequence. Opaque Paper Technology (OPT) allows manufacturers to use both side of the sheet, doubling the information density and cutting costs in half. The BOOK never crashes and never needs rebooting, though like other display devices it can become unusable if dropped overboard. An optional BOOKmark accessory allows you to open the BOOK at the exact place you left it in a previous session - even if the BOOK has been closed.

BOOKmarks fit universal design standards; thus, a single BOOKmark can be used in BOOKS by various manufacturers. You can also make personal notes next to BOOK text entries with an optional programming tool, the Portable Erasable Nib Cryptic Intercommunication Language Stylus (PENCILS). Portable, durable, and affordable, the BOOK is being hailed as the knowledge device of the future and thousands of content users have committed to the platform. You might want to test it too!