Windows Beta Humour

One AOL Watch reader says he found this on AOL's beta-tester message boards...

Song Parody of 12 Days of Christmas
Good for a Laugh....

-Cue orchestra-

On the first day of Beta Testing, WinBeta said to me
See if they can do it again.

On the second day of Beta Testing, WinBeta said to me
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

On the third day of Beta Testing, WinBeta said to me
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

On the fourth day of Beta Testing, WinBeta said to me
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

On the fifth day of Beta Testing, WinBeta said to me
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

On the sixth day of Beta Testing, WinBeta said to me
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

On the seventh day of Beta Testing, WinBeta said to me
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

On the eighth day of Beta Testing, WinBeta said to me
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

On the ninth day of Beta Testing, WinBeta said to me
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

On the tenth day of Beta Testing, WinBeta said to me
Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

On the eleventh day of Beta Testing, WinBeta said to me
Say it's not supported
Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

On the twelfth day of Beta Testing, WinBeta said to me
Tell them it's a feature
Say it's not supported
Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.