Dorks 'R' Us

Making the Video:
"Pop"

What a whacked-out video! I love it. And once again, I was reminded of why I loooooove Chris.

1. Justin: Look who got caught!
   Chris: Argh! ... That scared the crap out of me.
2. Justin: It seems that the pursuer is an old fart.
3. Joey: This is my crib. I messed up my leg, now get out.
4. Chris: Shouldn't we have a curtain here or something? I'm kind of embarrassed.
5. Chris: We're pigs.
6. Justin: Day one has yet begun. Oh, what fun, day one.
7. JC: You goin' ta get sexified.
   Wade: Joeified.
   JC: (giggles) Gettin' Joeified.
8. Chris: They are painting a beard on Wade because he's only twelve and he can't quite grow a beard yet.
9. Lance: Now that's Joey Fatone.
10. Lance: See, Joey would've eaten those shrimp. ... Get into character!
11. Justin: We're going... to see... the stage!
12. Justin: So, who wants to jump?
13. Lance: Gonna do all our choreographies....
14. Chris: You know what, you're about an eight, I need you at about a four.
15. Chris: Can you see me behind JC's hair? I just wanna know. Hey look, I'm over here! Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!
    JC: (big grin)
16. JC: That... ish hurts, man!
17. Justin: Confucious say, only man who go to Wayne leave with pain. That's when you're supposed to go, man. Go.
18. Chris: Jerks. I'm just kiddin'!
19. Justin: I love you, Joey!
20. Justin: Joey's here. Thank God.
21. Lance: I think he's gonna be the Hugh Hefner in this video and be sitting around with a lot of, um, bunnies around him. Which I don't think he will mind at all.
22. Chris: Sir, would you please pull over? Your hairstyle is out of date.
23. Joey's determination to just dance. Gotta love him.
24. Chris: Every freakin' video we've done so far, with Wayne Isham, he's put me in a harness.
25. Chris: Do you find me attractive?
26. Joey: What the hell am I s'posed to be doin'?
    Wade: Big pimpin'.
27. JC: I'm bout to get groped, that's all I gotta say.
28. Joey playing around with the star-shaped glasses.
29. JC in the tunnel. Yum!
30. Justin: Money, baby, that's the money shot! I make miracles happen! I don't know what the hell I just said!
31. Joey's mini-documentary about extras. "Out cold. Out cold. *snoooore.*" He's gonna be a film maker when he grows up. Just watch.
32. Justin: The pimp of pop!
33. Chris: Are we done yet? Are we done yet? Are we done yet? Are we done yet?
34. JC bumping into the thingie and Justin busting a gut laughing
35. Joey: *sob* Wade took mah job, man!
36. Joey: I know my foot's jacked up so Wade's gotta do a good job for me and not make me look like an ass.
37. Joey's sad face while watching Wade dance for him in the club scene shots.
38. JC: [Joey is] determined to, he's pigheaded. I love it!
39. JC: If you don't like us, you can see them! (gesturing to the gorgeous extras.)
40. Justin and Chris doing the closing credis. (Watch Justin waiting with rapt attention for Chris to start them off. It's so cute, the hero worship going on there.)

Ah, yes, a beautiful special. A beautiful Chris. A surprisingly beautiful JC. (Yum!) A beautifully determined Joey. More beautiful Chris, which is always good. Yum yum yum.

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