I Was A 99lb. Weakling
(Program 38; Filmed 5/67; Broadcast 10/16/67)
After being beaten out for a girl's attention by a bodybuilder named Bulk (David Draper), Micky consults an exploitative health and strength guru Shah-Ku (Monty Landis). Songs include Michael Nesmith's "Sunny Girlfriend" and Mann & Weil's "Love Is Only Sleeping."

• Peter: "I wish Mike were here." (24K)
• Davy: "I wish Mike was here." (30K)
• Micky: "Early to bed, early to rise!" (36K)
• Peter: "I'm so glad Mike isn't here." (29K)