Monkees In Texas
(Program 45; Filmed 10/67; Broadcast 12/4/67)
The group comes to the rescue of Mike's Aunt Kate, whose ranch is under siege from the evil Black Bart. Songs include "Words" and "Goin' Down."

• Is Mike's name Nester or Nesmith? (510K)
• Mike's speechless over his cousin Lucy. (330K)
• Mike: "Oh, merciful heavens." (27K)
• Micky: "You, a marshall, is telling me, a Micky Dolenz Monkee, to go to a common ordinary bar and hire common ordinary criminals?!" (140K)
• Peter and Micky: "Right, kimosabe." ... "What does kimosabe mean?" ... "Hehhehheh don't ask." (82K)
• Micky: "Sling me a sponge, bartender." (43K)
• Peter: "Milk. And leave'um bottle." (37K)
• Mike: "Well, either this dirt's the cause of all your trouble, or I'm gettin' my hands dirty for nothin'." (90K)
• Assayer and Mike: "It's crude." ... "Oh, well that's okay, tell me anyway." (113K)
• Cartwheel and Davy: "Hey, uh... water my horse, willya son?" ... "Water your horse? I'm not a stableboy!" ... "I don't care about your mental condition, water m'horse!" (Mike LHAO) (240K)