The Monkees Paw
(Program 51; Filmed 11/67; Broadcast 1/29/68)
The group take Mendrek the magician's job, causing the cranky conjurer to saddle them with a cursed monkey's paw. Boyce and Hart's "Words" is featured.

• Micky: "Blech, what's that?!" (41K)
• Mike: "Oooh, I think it's kinda groovy!" (32K)
• Young Mendrek (Micky): "I walked for 10,000 miles through burning dands and seserts.... Uhh, sands and deserts...." (116K)
• Young Mendrek and the Regular Llama (Mike): "For me?!" ... "Yes, for you, you're the only fool I know deserves that kinda luck." (98K)
• Micky: "You're all heart." (20K)
• Monkees: "Well, that's showbiz!" (96K)
• Peter: You know, it's true that while there is a great deal of moral purpose on the side of the unions, they do tend to want a stranglehold." (108K)
• Peter: "Yeah man, dig those toes!" (26K)
• Peter: "Yeah, and how about 'Flat Foot Flugey With a Floy Floy'?" (47K)
• Mike: "We're in a lotta trouble." (33K)
• Mike: "What a pushy guy." (29K)
• Mike and Davy: "All we gotta do is teach him how to talk." ... "how?" ... "What did you say?!" ... "How!" (138K)
• Micky: "Now 'crayon' I can say!" (30K)
• Davy: "Didja like it, didja like it?!" (30K)
• Mike and Peter certainly hope so. (57K)
• Mike: "Why don't you, uh, go ahead and try it?" (30K)