The Prince and the Paupers
(Program 21; Filmed 12/66; Broadcast 2/6/67)
Davy helps a Peruvian Prince named Ludlow (who is Jones' doppleganger) convince a girl that he is worthy of her hand in marriage. Michael Nesmith's "Mary, Mary" is featured in this episode's musical romp sequence.

• Mike: "Will you please cool it!" (27K)
• Davy: "Hey, you're my double!" (38K)
• Davy: "That sounds crazy to me." (51K)
• Prince Ludlow (Davy): "I have no character. I used to think I was so deep, but now I know... deep down I'm shallow." (146K)
• Peter: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" (41K)
• Micky: "Hey, it's a good idea!" (36K)
• Davy: "Y'know, if Van Gogh had a girl like you, he'd still have both his ears!" (68K)
• Peter: "You have some of the most peculiar talents I've ever seen." (51K)
• Mike: "Oooh, that's fast!" (33K)
• Mike: "Go get th- uhh... go find, uhh... summon the count!" (86K)
• Wendy, Mike, and Davy: "There's no one in the world like you." ... "Oh, I wouldn't be too sure about that." ... "Heh, shut up." (120K)
• Mike: "Nothin' special, he's just gonna get married." (51K)
• Davy: "You're not my real mother!" (38K)
• Prince Ludlow: "You're a pompous windbag, a funk and a pony!" (89K)
• Mike gives his reason why Davy and Wendy shouldn't get married.... kind of. (393K)
• Micky and Peter: "Alright now, say bye-bye!" ... "Bye-bye!" ... "Not you!" (89K)
• "There was a wise old man, lived about 5,000 years ago, his name was Ling Fu Yang...." (603K)
• Micky and Peter: "Y'know, I can tell who's gonna wear the pants in that family." ... "With a figure like Wendy's, I hope it's her." (107K)
• Papa Nez: "Everything doesn't go all right all the time, so, y'know, what can you do?" (71K)