Monstrous Monkee Mash
(Program 50; Filmed 11/67; Broadcast 1/22/68)
Davy's amorous desires for a brunette beauty named Lorelei (Arlene Martel) lead him and the other Monkees to a spooky house inhabited by Dracula, The Wolfman, and a mummy. The song "Goin' Down" is featured.

• Davy: "How long had he been dead when he posed for that picture?" (68K)
• Davy: "What a kiss! I've never felt this way before!" (57K)
• Davy: "What a necklace! I've never felt this way before!" (53K)
• Micky: "Don't do that!" (27K)
• Mike: "And once again, courageous American youth leaps to the fore.... Or five." (102K)
• Davy and Dracula: "Blood? Bleah!" ... "Bluh?" ... "Bleah!" ... "Bleah!" ... "I think we got a hit." (107K)
• Davy: "I don't want to be catty, but they're treating you like a dog." (57K)
• Peter reacts to the bat in the living room. (338K)
• Micky does his medium scare. (197K)
• Peter has seen that face (faced that scene?) before. (182K)
• Micky does not want to be a vampire, much to Mike's exasperation. (218K)
• Peter: "What a time to be caught without a turtleneck!" (36K)
• Peter: "I'd rather stay here, where it's safe, with you, Michael." (42K)
• Peter: "What a kiss! I've never felt this way before!" (74K)
• Peter: "What a necklace! I've never felt this way before!" (63K)
• Micky: "...Hey hey I'm a Monkee!" (279K)
• Micky: "Well, don't worry, my middle name is danger." (ROAR!) "Of course, my last name is chicken!" (141K)
• Micky: "What a kiss! I've never felt this way before!" (57K)
• Micky and Lorelei: "What a necklace! I've never felt this way befo-" ... "Oh, shut up." (74K)
• Mike: "Here I am, Mummy Man!" (63K)
• Mike: "He's really biting my hand, you know." (38K)
• Davy: "I want to drink your blood!" (39K)