The Case Of The Missing Monkee
(Program 17; Filmed 11/67; Broadcast 1/9/67)
During a gig at a banquet, Peter stumbles onto a plot to smuggle an esteemed professor (Norbert Schiller) out of the country. The Monkees' late '66 hit single, "(I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone," is featured.

• Peter: "Hey, a funny thing happened to me on the way to the bandstand...." (54K)
• Micky and Mike: "Man, he sure takes a lotta lookin' after." ... "Oh, I dunno, not anymore'n the average aircraft carrier." (89K)
• Micky and Mike: "He's very emotional." ... "Yeah, he cries at card tricks." (59K)
• Davy: "Y'know, I never did like Chinese restaurants. One hour after you eat there, you disappear." (113K)
• Peter: Ben Kesey, Act One. (270K)
• EvilSideKick and Peter: "He knows too much." ... "Thank you!" (39K)
• Peter: "Well, another seven years bad luck for Captain Marvel." (53K)
• Mike: "This guy's gotta be kidding." (26K)
• Davy: Micky! He knows me, he knows me! Wait... I'm Davy." (80K)
• Peter: "Why am, I always the one to play dumb? Why can't I play smart once in a while?" (86K)
• Mike (With much indignation): "I'm a doctor! Whaddaya think I am, a plumber?" (53K)
• Mike: "S'alright." (14K)
• Mike (With much scorn): "Oh, these ambulance chasers, they're... everywhere." (65K)
• Peter: "Nervous, don't be silly. Look at how slowly I'm twitching." (56K)
• Micky: "And thus will it always end for men who use their knowledge of medicine for evil and badness!" (132K)
• Mike and Monkees: "Come, my trusted cohorts, let us to the Monkeemobile. Away!" ... "Away!" (126K)