Monkee vs. Machine
(Program 3; Filmed 6/67; Broadcast 12/26/66)
Stan Freberg stars as a head strong company man (Daggart) with plans to automate an old fashioned toy company. Mike, Davy, Micky, and Peter throw the obligatory Monkee wrench into his computerized scheme. Two songs--"Saturday's Child" and "Last Train To Clarkesville"--are featured from the group's first album The Monkees.

• Mike: "Plaster's fallin' down, plumbin' don't work, we're two days late with the rent an' he calls up an' growls at us." (131K)
• Mike: "You don't have any training.... And he sure don't have any experience.... You're the only one qualified!" (107K)
• Peter and Mike: "Just think, they put an ad in the paper to reach me." ... "That's right." ... "Why didn't they phone?" (99K)
• Peter: "Listen, I'm a man!" (24K)
• Mike: "Look man, it's okay. Besides, you got somethin' that machine don't have. You got friends." (111K)
• Micky: "Hey, you got some friends, Pete? Bring 'em over someday!" (59K)
• Mike: "Ooh, I bet you're a real swinger when you're turned on." (54K)
• Mike: "Wow, you're all heart." (29K)
• Mike: "You got it, babe." (20K)
• Peter: "He is between the ages of eight and eleven. He's thirteen." (60K)
• Micky: "My mommy won't let me play with toys that... that burn or bash or scratch or... or go boom." (123K)
• Micky: "Oh! I never speak to strangers. My husband's extremely jealous." (98K)
• Mike: "Well that means the thing come back by itself!" (50K)