Your Friendly Neighborhood Kidnappers
(Program 4; Filmed 7/66; Broadcast 10/3/66)
The Monkees make the finals of a band contest. A competing band's shady manager, Nick (Andre Phillippe), claims that contest officials have assigned him to get the group publicity, but in reality he is out to sabotage them. Songs include: "Let's Dance On," "(I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone," and "Last Train To Clarksville."

• Micky: "You're a great judge of character." (27K)
• Davy: "We just want to be revered by a small minority." (48K)
• Micky: "We just came in to have our clothes ripped off." (78K)
• Micky and Mike: "Control tower to X-17, prepare for countdown." ... "Hello control, this is X-17, I'm awaiting your instructions." (134K)
• Mike: "Oh yeah, you got another plan, what are ya plannin' this time, a famine?" (57K)
• Micky: "I'm gonna be a thtar!" (33K)
• Mike: "No, Peter." (80K)
• Micky: "No, Peter." (59K)
• Davy: "Yes, Peter." (47K)
• Mike: "Y'know, it's gettin' late, I wish Davy'd c'mon!" (62K)
• Micky: "I can't think with this bulb over my head." *pop!* "Thank you!" (62K)
• Peter: "Hey, those're my sheets!" (41K)
• Peter: "Gee, it seems all it takes to be a big star in this world is to have your clothes ripped off!" (89K)