Don't Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth
(Program 8; Filmed 6/66; Broadcast 10/31/66)
After Davy innocently agrees to take care of a youngster's horse, The Monkees face either breaking the little boy's heart, or almost certain eviction. Two Michael Nesmith penned songs--"Papa Gene's Blues" and "All The King's Horses"--are featured.

• Peter: "Soup's on, come and get it!" (36K)
• Mike: "Well Peter, you've reached a new low." (39K)
• Peter: "Here we go again." (20K)
• Davy: "'Ey fellas, you know what just happened to me?" (53K)
• Davy: "He already knows about us, it's the horse we've got to hide!" (69K)
• Mike: "Don't be ridiculous." (23K)
• The guys decide to plow the cow, among other things.... (243K)
• Micky: "...This little piggy goes to Peter, this little piggy goes to me..." (246K)
• Peter: "Now why doncha try the chicken call?" (38K)
• Mike: "I guess, uh... guess I better go warn the cow." (74K)