Monkees Watch Their Feet
(Program 49; Filmed 5/67; Broadcast 1/15/68)
Sometime presidential candidate Pat Paulsen narrates the group's bizarre encounter with two aliens from the planet Zlotnick who abduct Micky and replace him with a replica robot. Goffin & King's "Star Collector" is featured.

• Pat Paulsen: "At this very moment, upon the face of our mother earth, are aliens from outer space. You may pooh-pooh this statement, but I must say emphatically, don't pooh-pooh it." (297K)
• Micky: "I did put my clothes on! But my clothes took off. Could my clothes be putting me on?" (86K)
• Peter and Micky: "Micky, if it wasn't attached to your body, you'd lose your head." ... "Don't listen to him, head! Stay there!" (92K)
• Pat Paulsen: "Feelin' groovy...." (47K)
• Davy and Peter: "Y'know, I've got a funny feeling there's something different about Micky." ... "I've felt that way for years." (107K)
• Robot Micky reports home to Zlotnick. (260K)
• Robot Micky: "I'm not acting strange I'm perfectly normal there's nothing strange about me." (75K)
• Robot Micky: "My feet aren't on backwards. Yours are." (134K)
• Robot Micky: "Gort veringa. Gort veringa. Claytoo verata nicktoe. Claytoo verata nicktoe." (296K)
• Davy: He's a robot or he's been eatin' TV tubes!" (54K)
• Robot Micky: "I am mankind's friend, tender kind and loving. Truthful to the end. This is a recording." (191K)