Santa Peter and the Three Wise Elves
by Mrs. Weefers
Peter walked into the Pad, beaming from ear to ear. In his arms he carried
a huge bundle of red fabric, a pair of shiny black boots perched precariously
on top.
"Guess what, fellas? " He let the bundle fall onto the couch, boots sliding
to the floor. "I'm Santa Claus!"
"And I'm Rudolph," Mike said dryly. "Can't ya tell by the red nose?"
"And I'm Mrs. Claus," Micky chimed in, coming down the stairs in his
Mrs. Arcadian wig. 'How many times have I told you to call when you're
going to be late?'" he said in a screeching falsetto.
"Very funny!" Peter held the costume up to himself. "I'm playing Santa
for the kids down at the Youth Center on Christmas day," he explained.
"What do you think?"
"Don't listen to them, Petah." Davy examined the costume, plopping the
fur-trimmed hat on his own head. "I think you'll make a smashing Father
Christmas."
"Thank you, David." Peter shot the other two a smug look. "We're decorating
the center Christmas Eve," he informed them. "Why don't you guys come
too? We could use all the hands we can get."
"No can do." Micky pulled the wig off, giving it a considering look before
shrugging, and tossing it over his shoulder. "I'm going to Mom's for Christmas,
remember? She'll have my head if I don't show."
"Davy?" Peter looked at the Englishman expectantly.
"Sorry, mate. I've got presents to deliver." He gestured toward the pile
of 8x10 glossies stacked on the kitchen table, ready for his special touch.
"I've got two hundred of those to personally sign and deliver before Christmas."
"You really think giving a picture of yourself to every girl in your
little black book is a good idea?" Mike asked as he finished going thorough
the day's mail, automatically separating the bills and tossing the rest
on the coffee table.
"Supply and demand, Robert M. Supply and demand." Davy slipped the Santa
hat from his hair, finger-combing the brown strands back to their usual
neatness. "There's just not enough of me to go around. This way no girl
has to be without my smiling face!"
Amid the groans that followed, Peter cast a pleading look at Mike.
"Don't look at me like that, Shotgun. The center's your thing, not mine."
"Yeah, Pete." Micky sat at the kitchen table and, pulling out a black
marker, proceeded to add his own contributions to Davy's photo--a blacked-out
tooth here, a goatee there--while Davy admired his reflection in a small
hand mirror. "Why do you spend so much time there anyway? It's not like
they pay you or anything."
"That's why they call it volunteer work, Micky." Peter carefully folded
the Santa outfit, laying the pieces in a neat pile. "And it's fun. I get
to hang out with the kids and stuff."
"Well, you go ahead and have your fun," Mike stated. "If you guys are
all going to be out, then I'll have a nice quiet evening here." He smiled
at the prospect of an entire evening alone, a vast difference from the
usual frantic comings and goings at the Pad.
"All right," Peter replied. "But you don't know what you're missing.
You guys could've been my elves."
"Hm...crying kids, wet laps, sticky fingers...I think we'll manage."
Mike filed the unpaid bills in the "To Be Forgotten" box, behind last
month's bills and a rent demand from Babbitt.
"Have it your way," Peter sighed, disappointed. They really could use
help at the center, and he'd been hoping to talk at least one of his band-mates
into helping. He shrugged. The kids would have their Santa, anyway, even
if the decorations were a little skimpy.
~*~
Davy whistled as he signed the last of the new pictures he'd had made
to replace the one's Micky had defaced. "Amanda Zagorski," he announced.
"All done--and just in time for Christmas Eve!"
"Groovy, babe!" Micky put the finishing touches on the last of the gifts
for his family. "You can drop me off at Mom's on the way to your first
stop." He grabbed his jacket from the closet. "Sure you don't wanna come,
Mike? Mom said you're all welcome."
"Thanks, Mick, but I've got a date with this book." He held up the thick
novel he'd bought as a present for himself. "Besides, I'm expecting a
call from my mother, and I don't wanna miss it."
Mike got up to turn the television off as Micky and Davy headed for the
door. As he reached for the knob, a familiar-looking building caught his
eye. "Hey, isn't that the Youth Center?"
Davy abandoned his pictures to peer at the screen. "Yeah, that's it!
What's going on?"
Mike shot him a grim look.
"It's on fire."
~*~
The excitement was all but over as the trio arrived at the center. Parking
the Monkeemobile haphazardly in front of the building, they spotted Peter
outside, talking with a uniformed officer.
Peter!" Rushing up to him, they nearly knocked the blonde man over in
their haste. "What happened?"
Peter shook his head, coughing into his handkerchief.
"Just a small kitchen fire, boys," the officer answered for him. "Apparently
one of the kids decided to try his hand at baking cookies for Santa."
"You all right, Peter?" Mike's brow furrowed in concern.
Peter nodded. "I'm okay," he said, voice scratchy. "It was more smoke
than anything."
"It's going to take a couple of days to get the place aired out and clean
up the water damage, I'm afraid," the officer added.
"I'm afraid that's of little comfort to the kids." The director of the
center, an energetic woman in her fifties, walked over to join them. "I'm
sorry, Peter, but it looks like you won't get your chance to be St. Nick
this year."
The dispirited look in Peter's eyes was heart-wrenching. "But the kids..."
"I know, but there's no help for it, Peter. There's no way we could get
this place ready by tomorrow, and even if we could, we can't replace all
those waterlogged gifts." She clapped him on the shoulder. "At least the
damage to the building itself wasn't too bad, thanks to you. Why don't
you go on home--I'll take care of things here."
Reluctantly, Peter followed the others to the Monkeemobile, sitting silently
on the trip home. As soon as they were home, he headed for his room to
lie on his bed, staring at the ceiling with shuttered eyes.
As he drifted off into a troubled sleep, he was unaware of the plans
being laid in the next room.
~*~
Peter awoke early the next morning, nose wrinkling at the scent of smoke
that still lingered in his hair despite a shower, an instant and unwanted
reminder of last night's events. Looking over, he frowned as he saw that
Davy's bed was made. Either he was up earlier than Peter--which was rare,
indeed--or he'd never come to bed at all.
Grabbing some clean clothes, he headed for the bathroom, determined to
get rid of the aroma of burning wood. As he stepped out into the living
room, his jaw dropped in shock.
The place was completely decorated for Christmas. Tinsel and lights draped
the spiral staircase, the bay window was decorated with a festive--if
fake--snow scene, and red velvet bows had been tied onto anything that
didn't move, including Micky's drum kit and the hapless Mr. Schneider.
Most surprising of all, their modest tree had been replaced by a huge
pine, one that bore a striking resemblance to the one Peter had glimpsed
in Mrs. Purdy's front window.
"Guys?" Peter said to the empty room. "Where is everyone? And what's
going on here?" His voice was still a bit scratchy, but much better than
the night before.
Suddenly the upstairs bedroom door opened, and Micky ran out, sliding
down the stair railing to land with a thump at the bottom. "Hey, Big Peter!
Merry Christmas!"
"Merry Christmas...What's going on here, Micky?" Peter looked at the
drummer's strange attire. "And why are you dressed like that?"
Micky looked at his green tunic, with it's matching tights and pointy-
toed ankle-boots. "Don't you recognize an elf when you see one?"
"Yeah, Petah!" Davy came down the staircase carrying an armful of wrapped
boxes. "Santa's got to have some help, you know." He was dressed identically
to Micky.
"Santa's not coming this year, remember?"
"Oh yes he is," Micky countered. "We've got it all worked out." He took
the presents from Davy, piling them underneath the tree. "The kids are
coming here, and Santa will give 'em these gifts!"
"But what about Mike?" Peter asked. "He's not gonna want a bunch of kids
running around here."
"It was Mike's idea. Even if he's not wild about his costume." Micky
rolled his eyes as the Texan's grumblings drifted down from the upstairs
bedroom. "Mike, we could use the rest of those presents down here!"
"I'm comin', I'm comin'..." Peter nearly choked as long, skinny legs,
encased in forest-green tights began to descend the stairs. "Mike?"
"Not a word outta any of you!" he growled as he carefully maneuvered
the last of the stairs, peering around the stack of boxes in his arms.
"Not one word!"
"This was your idea, Mike?" Peter relieved Mike of some of the
gifts so he could see his face. "But why? And how?"
Mike wouldn't meet his eyes. "I know what it's like to not have a Christmas,"
he said by way of explanation. "As for how, all we did was stay up all
night decorating, and calling everybody we knew to donate gifts, beg Mrs.
Purdy to make refreshments, and arrange to have all the kids to come here
instead of the center."
Peter's grin was dazzling. "I don't believe you guys! You thought of
everything!"
"Almost everything," Davy said. "The most important thing is up to you."
"Me? But what can I do?"
"Have you forgotten?" Micky asked in amazement. "You're Santa Claus!"
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