Sequel: Explose?
by Carrie Mitchell

Peter got home with the Spam on a stick just in time to have Micky barrel out of the front door and knock him down.

"Watch out, Peter! That Spam's gonna explose!"

"Ex-what?" asked Peter.

As if in answer to his question, the Spam did. Many years later, the story went that California just sunk like Atlantis. Never was the truth known that it was really Peter Tork's Explosing Spam on a Stick.

End